I want school to be canceled all week
Tell a Lie about YOURSELF
- Thread starter Jessica
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I'm attracted to women that don't bathe on a regular basis.
I am not annoyed..
I find annoyed people to be very annoying.
I am not tired..
I shave my back to be more aero-dynamic in case I'm ever being chased by the police with my shirt off.
I can drive.
I am tired
I have a sore bum.
I am asleep
Wow! She can type in her sleep~
I hate sex
I hate sex
I am sad
I am thrilled to be at work!
I am not frustrated at someone
My husband isn't the biggest procrastinator I have ever met!!! (Boy that felt good) 
I have a car
I prefer small dogs that bark at the UPS truck and piss on the carpet.
I hate dogs
I enjoy child abuse.
I drink blood