Tell a Lie about YOURSELF

[Jessica]

I want school to be canceled all week

 

[Burntblood]

I'm attracted to women that don't bathe on a regular basis.

 

[Jessica]

I am not annoyed..

 

[Burntblood]

I find annoyed people to be very annoying.

 

[Jessica]

I am not tired..

 

[Burntblood]

I shave my back to be more aero-dynamic in case I'm ever being chased by the police with my shirt off.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

I can drive.

 

[Jessica]

I am tired

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

I have a sore bum.

 

[Jessica]

I am asleep

 

[hart]

Wow! She can type in her sleep~


I hate sex

 

[Jessica]

I am sad

 

[hart]

I am thrilled to be at work!

 

[Jessica]

I am not frustrated at someone

 

[hart]

My husband isn't the biggest procrastinator I have ever met!!! (Boy that felt good)

 

[Jessica]

I have a car

 

[Burntblood]

I prefer small dogs that bark at the UPS truck and piss on the carpet.

 

[Jessica]

I hate dogs

 

[Burntblood]

I enjoy child abuse.

 

[Jessica]

I drink blood