short story game.

[BreakfastSurreal]

you know the drill...complete the next line of the story. Make it interesting and add some OT member's names to it

There was a little stuck up princess who lived in a cabin by the sea. The people from her kingdon had moved her there against her wishes because she was so damn annoying. She was the most ungrateful person ever, and no one wanted to wait on her anymore. One day she went out to the sea to swim, and she got caught in a current. "Help!" she cried......

 

[BaggedSplash]

BodyDroppedNikes, being the lowest mofo around, looks up and sees this hot girl screaming for help while hes on the boardwalk hittin switches in his minitruck. He puts down the switchbox and then...

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

he realized the hot girl was actually James, who had kidnapped the princess and tied her up in an airtight box which was deep at the bottom of the ocean.....

 

[BaggedSplash]

after vomiting rather profusely, BDN (as hes known to be called) gets back in his truck, puts some Pantera in and drives away not realising...

 

[elluko]

That a hideous mass-murderer was hot on his tail, driving an old Chevy Blazer.
Little did BDN know, the twisted maniac was holding a...

 

[Xeno]

(...EVEN THE DEAD THREADS DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE...)

...a banana split that he recently purchased at Denny's. He kept spilling the whole thing all over himself every time he hit a bump in the road. The mass-murder was really a guy named PJ who just trying to get some directions to a local party, but then suddenly...​

 

[dkwrtw]

A fat Brazilian woman walked out in front of him, he tried to slam on his breaks but it was too late to stop from running her over. Rather than let her live the rest of her life as a paraplegic he decided that the only merciful thing to do was to back over her again and finish the job. He had to dispose of the body now....

 

[Xeno]

So he called up his buddy DK to come help him lift the five ton

woman into the back of his truck. Her rolls of fat kept smacking them in the face as they tried to get

her into PJ's truck. DK lost leverage and the deceased woman landed on top of him. PJ broke out

laughing and then...​

 

[dkwrtw]

They saw some headlights coming in the distance, they had to act quickly! With all their might they rolled the fat Brazilian woman into the ditch off the side of the road and covered her with leaves, it would have to do. They decided the best thing to do was to go on about their lives and forget this had ever happened. They....

 

[Xeno]

...decided to forget about the car they were following and DK joined PJ in trying to find the party that was

being held at PurpleDove's House. Little did the two know that the woman that they had left for dead was

really wanted for murder and was not quite dead. Both were driving down an isolated dark road deep within

the woods. All of a sudden a voice a came on the radio...​

 

[dkwrtw]

"Attention all citizens, " the voice exclaimed. "We have just received word that there is an escaped lunatic on the loose, the suspect is hispanic and weighs approximately 450 pounds, she should be considered extremely ARMED AND DANGEROUS." There was no doubt in either of their minds who they'd just left for dead in a pile of leaves.

 

[Xeno]

That's when the truck's tire fired off like a shotgun. PJ swerved all

over the road as DK held onto the dash board trying not to pee his pants. The truck smashed sideways

into a ditch. The two looked at each other in relief that they were still alive. Until...​

 

[dkwrtw]

They realized that the truck was on fire, they had to get out and FAST. They barely managed to escape and get away from the vehicle before it exploded. They were happy to be alive, but now they were stranded miles away from the nearest town, in the middle of the night. They saw the lights on in a cabin a ways into the woods, and started hiking towards it, maybe whoever lived there would have a phone....

 

[Xeno]

...they reached the cabin and it looked a bit rundown. The two walked up the steps to the

front deck and DK knocked on the door to see if anyone was home. No one answered.

That's when PJ managed to open a side window and slowly made his way inside the cabin...

(...yeah I got confuzzled on who to spin-off from there for a second...)​

 

[Diggin Deep]

Follow DK...I deleted mine I thought it was funny that you and I both blew the tire up and swerved off of the road!

 

[Xeno]

Follow DK...I deleted mine I thought it was funny that you and I both blew the tire up and swerved off of the road!

(...its all good...)


​

 

[Diggin Deep]

PJ made his way over to the door to let DK in. He noticed that the door was boarded up from the inside. He decided to look for another door, when he noticed a picture of a couple. The picture resembled Dana and the 450 lb woman who they had ran over earlier that day. PJ could not find another door, so he made his way back to the window that he climbed through. It was closed and he didn't remember closing it behind him. All of a sudden he heard a DK scream from outside...

 

[Xeno]

...that's when PJ quickly climbed out the window to see what was happening. He heard someone laughing and DK calling that person an asshole. It was none other than Xeno who had scared DK with his mask. PJ and Xeno began to laugh even harder at the fact that DK was dressed like the guy from Magnum P.I. and was rock'n an 80s mustache. Anyways, the three climbed back into the house and noticed that the place was all messed up and weird. There was snake skin on the walls, mounted squirrel heads, and the scariest macaroni artwork you have ever seen. The three guys slowly crept into the living room and...

 

[dkwrtw]

Saw that there was no phone in the cabin, in fact there was no electricity at all, they had no idea what the lights were that they had followed here. They decided to stay in the boarded up cabin overnight and to start hitchiking towards town at first light.

 

[Xeno]

Unfortunately it was a horrible night for DK. Xeno kept talking to see if anyone was awake and PJ would randomly break wind that would suffocate DK in his sleep. Thank God Xeno wore a mask. Trust me...it was major defense against PJ's Gas Chamber. Later on that night, as things settled down, DK heard a noise coming from upstairs. Heavy footsteps that seemed to be pacing back and forth upstairs. So he decided to head upstairs and check it out...alone...he was kind enough to let the two guys sleep. He was such a good friend. Even trusted to have Xeno hold his wallet. He slowly went up the stairs...