short story game.

[dkwrtw]

And had a look around, he couldn't find anyone. He went back downstairs and to his surprise Xeno and PJ were nowhere to be found. He stroked his mustache as he wondered where they could be off to. Suddenly he heard glass shattering somewhere in the house....

 

[Xeno]

...he quickly ran into the kitchen and saw PJ fighting off what looked to be fat blubbery zombies as Xeno screamed like a girl and hide under a table. DK grabbed a hammer that was on the table and started to help PJ fend off the zombies. He then told Xeno to get them some boards. Xeno raced to the living room, but soon was knocked on his ass when he bumped into someone. It was DANA!!! And he didn't look all to happy. Xeno ran upstairs as Dana chased him. PJ and DK managed to use the wooden table to blockade the windows and the doors to the kitchen. That is when the two heard the banging coming from upstairs...

 

[Diggin Deep]

"DD" (Diggin Deep) was walking down the road on his way back from PurpleDove's party. He was following Xeno, but had to stop to pee on a tree. While walking, he heard the most gawd awful noises back off the road. He followed the gravel driveway back to a cabin. He tried to open the door while yelling, "Is everyone ok? Do you need help?" All he heard was more screaming. He ran to the side of the cabin and tripped over something. It was a chainsaw. He picked it up, fired it up, and started cutting the door down. He was shocked at what he saw...

 

[hart]

It was Big Foot! How or why he got in the house nobody knew but it looked like even the Zombies were surprised. And the smell, thank God Xeno had his gas mask on. Poor DK was trying not to be sick and Dana was in shock, then suddenly

 

[Diggin Deep]

Big Foot?!? Zombies?!? OH MY!!! And Big Foot didn't look as nice as he does in the Jack Link's commercials. He quickly realized that he could not make it past Big Foot to help his friends. He decided to go around to the back of the house and find another way in. As he ran around the side of the house, he ran into the largest woman he had ever seen, at least in person. She had to be close to 450 lbs. She looked awful...a bruised and bloody mess. DD quickly zigged and zagged around her, but she was as fast as Jason or Michael Myers and her arms just flailed from side to side as if they were broken from a tragic accident. He tried to jump through a window in the back when all of a sudden...

 

[hart]

The woman spots Big Foot. She throws back her bloodied head and starts howling like a war cry. Big foot's eyes get humungus and he starts running away from her. She is rapidly on his trail. Is it love, lust, does she just want a mate? Xeno, DK and Digging look on in amazement when suddenly......

 

[Diggin Deep]

...they realize that PJ is nowhere to be found.

 

[Xeno]

Before they could go searching for PJ and a way out of the deep woods, Xeno starts looking for his shoe that fell off. DK and DD try to convince him that it isn't important as PJ's life, but then find out that Xeno had a gun hidden in shoe in case of emergencies. DD asked him why he had gun there and if it felt uncomfortable running all this time with a gun in his shoe. Before he could answer, DK started to choke him saying, "YOU HAD A GUN THIS WHOLE TIME!?". Xeno happened to mutter out, "Yo-ur hands are- - freezing!".
DD tried to break it up and then...

 

[hart]

Bigfoot comes running wildly by with the 410 lb wounded women fast after him. Also in pursuit are all the Zombies, but at a much slower pace, of course. But then one of the zombies runs trips DD who is thrown to the ground with his chainsaw still running, then

 

[Xeno]

...Xeno grabs the chainsaw and seems as if he is going to defend DD, but instead rethinks this strategy and hands it to DK. Pats him on the back and wishes him good luck as he takes off running through the woods. Bigfoot is eventually caught somewhere else in the woods and is being eaten alive by the woman whom I shall refer to as HIP-0-BITCH!!! Unfortunately for her Dana comes onto the scene and ready to battle her the only way her knows how. A Wanky Wankster Break-Dance Contest. DK and DD manage to get away from the zombies, but lose their chainsaw as soon as it becomes wedged in the head of one of the zombies that strangely enough looks like Don Knotts. Meanwhile...​

 

[Diggin Deep]

:24::24::24::24: I'm losing it...gonna have to give me awhile before I can reply to that one. Xeno - that one takes the cake!

 

[hart]

Dana outdances HOB. But one of the Zombies is eyeing him and licking his lips. Dana hollars for PJ to help him, then

 

[Xeno]

...from out of absolutely nowhere a monkey walks in between the zombies and Dana whom seem to be in awe of the little mammal who seemed to have nothing to do with what was going on. Twenty seconds later Xeno comes from within the woods trailing the monkey saying,

"Dude, you still owe me five bucks. She was totally into you."

Soon both the monkey and Xeno made their way through; back into the woods on the other side of the path. The zombies seemed confused. Dana seemed confused and hungry. The writer himself of this scene was thirsty, but continued the story anyways. PJ and DK never did hear Dana's plea for help since they were running for their lives until they had bumped into...PURPLEDOVE!!! Whew, all seemed to be fine now that PurpleDove was there. Strangely enough, but not surprising to most of us reading this story, PJ's first words were,

"So...so...let me catch my breath. So your sure there are going to be single girls at this party?"

DK looked at him and smacked him in back of the head saying,

"Is that really important now?"

PJ looked at him seriously and said,

"I wanted to ask before I forgot."

Something was strange though. PurpleDove didn't seem to care for some odd reason. She began to laugh and smile. You know. She did it evilly. Then...