dosen't wear underoos :ninja
Rumorz...
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Knows the telephone number of everyone in Alaska. And has been warned about this
Runs a moonlighting business where he dances for 90 year old rich ladies for pennies on the dollar
Has they key to the Palace of Wisdom and eternal magnificence but has lost the directions
Was once given the gift of a photographic memory by the wise man but left before he could ger any film
runs a business selling puppies to chinese restaraunts
is a secret patron of said restraunts
Has a secret blow up wednesday doll....
should knwo .. she gave it to me!! :ninja
Shears Sheep for sheckels
Goes into womens bathrooms cause he's scared of another man looking at his wang dang doodle
Has different shaped bewbs. One is a rectangle and the other a polygon
once got caught getting off to a photo of tyler perry
Once walked down a street backwards to instigate a booty call
LOL
secret wish is to be just like ryan seacrest
secret wish is to be just like ryan seacrest
Wants to have my babies
Played skat cat in Paula Abduls song and curses her for no longer returning his calls
Is a nude bongo player
Wears glasses that make Elton John's look sensible
like to dress in frilly pink frocks and prance around like hes just the prettiest girl at the ball