Rumorz...

[SouthOfHeaven]

dosen't wear underoos :ninja

 

[Tyler Durden]

Knows the telephone number of everyone in Alaska. And has been warned about this

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Runs a moonlighting business where he dances for 90 year old rich ladies for pennies on the dollar

 

[Tyler Durden]

Has they key to the Palace of Wisdom and eternal magnificence but has lost the directions

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Was once given the gift of a photographic memory by the wise man but left before he could ger any film

 

[jctauss]

runs a business selling puppies to chinese restaraunts

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

is a secret patron of said restraunts

 

[wednesday]

Has a secret blow up wednesday doll....

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

should knwo .. she gave it to me!! :ninja

 

[Tyler Durden]

Shears Sheep for sheckels

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Goes into womens bathrooms cause he's scared of another man looking at his wang dang doodle

 

[Tyler Durden]

Has different shaped bewbs. One is a rectangle and the other a polygon

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

once got caught getting off to a photo of tyler perry

 

[Tyler Durden]

Once walked down a street backwards to instigate a booty call

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

LOL

secret wish is to be just like ryan seacrest

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Wants to have my babies

 

[Tyler Durden]

Played skat cat in Paula Abduls song and curses her for no longer returning his calls

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Is a nude bongo player

 

[Tyler Durden]

Wears glasses that make Elton John's look sensible

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

like to dress in frilly pink frocks and prance around like hes just the prettiest girl at the ball