Rumorz...

[Mase]

really loves nu metal the most

 

[SammyStephens]

Steals shopping karts off of homeless people

 

[Mase]

kicks elderly into the busy highways.

 

[SammyStephens]

Is the yellow power ranger

 

[Mase]

Is the pink power ranger.

 

[SammyStephens]

Prefers the toilet seat up when pooing

 

[Mase]

Prefers the urinal for pooing.

 

[SammyStephens]

Is the inspiration to all of Rick Astley's songs

 

[Mase]

Never gonna give you up. never gonna...anyways

Likes men more than women

 

[SammyStephens]

Yowza!! That one stung a little


Has turned 15 different strait men gay

 

[Mase]

Must be because of my hawtness. Though unfortunately for those 15 guys, I'm not gay.

Made 200 girls turn lesbian.

 

[SammyStephens]

Must be my hair lip and toothless bugged eyed grin

Smears Crisco on hardwood floors at blind people's houses

 

[Tyler Durden]

Once went on a course to learn how to use a stapler

The course lasted a week

 

[Covey]

I stil dont get this thread :ninja

 

[SammyStephens]

Is the number one cause of the scurvy outbreaks of today

 

[Tyler Durden]

Has to spellcheck every single word he types due to his lack of smartzzzzz

 

[jctauss]

Is A Whore!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Well. An exclusive whore anyway!

Has failed in every attempt to cook toast

 

[SammyStephens]

Has an obsession with pastel button up shirts

 

[Tyler Durden]

Tastes his own fingers after...yanno