Rumorz...

[SammyStephens]

Has fought his own shadow and lost

 

[jctauss]

is poor and everyone hates poor people

 

[sierrabravo]

has always been curious about what happens when a butter knife is gently rammed into a toaster

 

[SammyStephens]

Uses the copy machine to make pictures of own genitalia and masturbates to them

 

[sierrabravo]

Uses the copy machine yo make pictures of own genitalia and masturbates to them

what?! how did you know??!:ninja

 

[SammyStephens]

what?! how did you know??!:ninja

pfft, like I have never been alone with a copy machine before

 

[sierrabravo]

broke the glass copying their ass, and had to explain the 319 ass stitches to their boss

 

[SammyStephens]

Is responsible for the mysterious disappearance of 74 hamsters, also walks awfully funny

 

[sierrabravo]

knows angelina jolies true secret...

 

[jctauss]

is a real genuine good guy

 

[SammyStephens]

Makes a living playing in underground lawn dart tournaments

 

[sierrabravo]

Makes a living playing in underground lawn dart tournaments

was dirty sanchez'd last night

 

[SammyStephens]

Pushes little kids out of the way so he can be the first to sit on Santa's lap

 

[jctauss]

pretends to be santa just to get kids to sit on his lap

 

[SammyStephens]

Cried during the film Pee Wee's big adventure

 

[Wookiegirl]

plays santa at the boys only orphanage

 

[SammyStephens]

Shoots heroin into puppies at the humane society when people arent looking

 

[Wookiegirl]

eats baby hamsters to maintain his complexion

 

[SammyStephens]

Sleeps in a giant bird cage in the fetal position

 

[Mystic]

laughs like a school girl and runs like one too