Random Top 10s

Ten Reasons why I hate Sky!:mad

1 They try and rip me off on the phone
2 Channels keep going down for no reason
3 They keep cutting my internet off without informing me
4 They do it just to rip me off
5 The cut my internet off for unpaid bills which arn't due yet and they haven't even sent me
6 Phoning them is nigh on impossible if you actually want to talk to someone who isn't a computer
7 If you can get through you end up speaking to someone who cannot speak English
8 The above person when you do desipher what they saying is a useless thicko anyway
9 They provide you with reconditioned boxes which are garaunteed to pack up the day after your insurance for them expires
10 They are a complete rip off anyway!
 
Top 10 Reasons I Hate Sky

1. Birds poop on my car from there
2. Rain comes from there
3. If it was a darker color than blue, maybe tinted, we'd have less skin cancer
4. Apparently, it's the limit
5. Sky Blue is the same fucking color as Light Blue
6. I can't figure out how Jimi Hendrix kissed it
7. It should be lower, so skyscrapers could actually scrape it
8. I don't like most things I can't touch
9. The Air Force goes there to play, and they're a bunch of pansies.
10. It fucks with Peter
 
Top 10 reasons I just repped Donnie
1) Birds also poop on my Tahoe from there
2) The sky isn't sending us much of that rain
3) Skin cancer is a mofo
4) I hate limits
5) Light blue sucks
6) Jimi Hendrix was higher than giraffe pussy
7) Skyscrapers FTW
8) Can't touch this
9) They like that gay blue
10) Don't fuck with Peter
 
Top Ten Reasons To Like Sky

1. It changes colors right before our eyes.
2. It gives the birds a place to hang out besides in my trees making noise.
3. It contains what we breathe.
4. The Air Force needed someplace to put guys who cannot handle hand guns.
5. George W. Bush needed something to play with during Vietnam to keep from hurting himself.
6. I like Blue.
7. Without it how would I fly to Vegas?
8. I like to lay in the grass and stare at something.
9. It's red sometimes too which is a manly color, then somethins that looks black...Which is totally manly.

and...
10. Al Gore invented it.
 
Top 10 ways to make Jesus happy:

1. Wear sandals like him to Prom Night.
2. Grow a long beard and read the bible.
3. Wear a short that says, "I love Jesus!"
4. Draw a picture of the devil and put him on your dart board. Then throw darts at his face.
5. If you accidentally go to Hell, then rip a nasty fart in the devil's face and Jesus will be happy. He'll grant your request to Heaven.
6. Go to Mexico and call a guys named, "Jesus" to Jesus.
7. Walk around in a white robe all day looking up at the sky and screaming, "Hallelujah".
8. Pray everyday no matter where you are...whether you are leaning over a balcony, whatever.
9. Make a crown out of construction paper and put it on your head.
10. Sing with people about the lord.
 
Top 10 things i hated when i worked in retail as a cashier

really in no paticular order.

1. Sweaty money
2. People with disgusting dried cracked hands
3. People who reeked of cig. smoke
4. Rude people
5. People who stand there for 5 mins looking for the change while holding up the line.
6. people who dont shower and smell like BO
7. people who stood there and talked to me like i cared what they were saying.(i was mean. i know but i cant stand that when its something im not interested in talking about)im not very social to start anyway. just get what your getting and GTFO
8. People who threw the money on the counter when my hand was clearly out waiting for them to put it in my hand.
9. when they dint say your welcome when i said thank you or when i greeted them they dint say anything
10. people that dont read.
 
Top 10 reasons why I like dt3:

1. Got a keen sense of humor.
2. A post whore of the worst kind but yet creative.
3. A crazy mofo with a good heart.
4. Pulled off an April fool's joke in November that was one of the most priceless threads I've seen in a while.
5. Has a kick ass cool wife that let's him get away with murder...or let's him feel so anyways.
6. Loves his beer.
7. A good drinking buddy
8. Easily encouragable.
9. A good contender for an "Ask dt3" thread.
10. A loyal OT member.
 
Top ten bulls. First 5 I have ridden and the last five have owned me.
1. Copenhagen Black Champion bull for me)
2. Rebels stars ( Money bull for me)
3. Thunder kiss ( a lot of money on a pay out)
4. Smokey eyes ( I've ridden dogs that buck better than this bull.
5. Skoal's surprise
6. Little yellow jacket
7. Misty blue
8. Challenger
9. Honey bee
10. Black eyed Pete
 
Top Ten Horses (I have ridden and seen in shows ect)

1. Rosa
2. Kerri
3. Jedi
4. Sandy
5. Shady
6. Bugsy
7. Persy
8. Mojo
9. Josh
10. King
 
Top 10 facts about HO:

1. He is an asshole.
2. He is random.
3. He is funny.
4. He loves to be comfortably numb.
5. He is an atheist.
6. He loves House MD.
7. He frequently changes his avatar/sig.
8. He is known as the HO here.
9. He hates kids.
10. He is an asshole.
 
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