Random Top 10s

Top 10 Movies (IMO and in no order)

1. Transformers
2. Top Gun
3. Apollo 13
4. The Rock
5. The Usual Suspects
6. Identity
7. Reservoir Dogs
8. Pulp Fiction
9. Full Metal Jacket
10. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
 
Top 10 ways to kill someone:

1) tie them to an 18-wheeler and send it of down the highway.
2) make them listen to the latest Backstreet Boys CD.:yuk
3) Slit their throat with the latest Backstreet Boys CD, then smash the CD upside their head with a sledgehammer.
4) Shoot them. With an AK.
5) ROADKILL.
6) Send them to prison. Trust me, if they're not killed, they WILL be scarred for life.
7)Shurikens.:ninja
8)Tell Chuck Norris that the victim said something bad about him.
9)Any of the ways displayed on Manhunt.
10) Convince them to break into my house.:ninja
 
Top 10 You Might Be Gay (for guys)

1. You have an insatiable urge for penis
2. You once saw a cucumber and wondered how it would feel in your butt
3. You know the difference between Fuschia and Magenta
4. You've ever accesorized. Anything.
5. Two words: Fanny. Pack.
6. You saw Brokeback Mountain on opening night. And you went alone. And enjoyed it.
7. You wear pink and you're NOT macho enough to kick anyone's ass who makes fun of you for it.
8. You're a professional hair-dresser. And you prefer to be called a "stylist".
9. You look forward to Halloween so you can wear a dress and not be persecuted.



And number 10........







You drive a Jetta. And enjoy it. :turninggay2:
 
The Phone guys top ten.

1. Two words: Coat Hanger.
2. Four more words: Change the Dial sticker.
3. Category 5e
4. Demarcation point
5. 9 am appointments suck
6. It's 8 am. Not 8:01, not 8:02.
7. "I can hear them, but they can't hear me"
8. "Your system sucks, our lines our down"
9. Is it Beer-thirty yet?
10. Thursday = Payday. 'nuff said
 
Top Ten Signs That You are Addicted to Halo 3 (Of course Im not....... What!?! I'm not!)

10. You bought a 360 just for it
9. You have over 3000 posts on the bungie forums
8. You know what game Marathon is
7. You actually bought Mountain Dew Game Fuel
6. You have the full set of Halo 3 slushee cups sitting atop your television set
5. The word Noob is said more than 5 times per day
4. You consider improving your rank a job
3. Your parents think that Halo is a religious cult that you are involved in
2. You think Cortana is your soul-mate
1. A single tear slid down your cheek as you watched the Halo 3 "Believe" commercial on TV
 
My top 10 random thoughts:

1. Jesus of the Cornicopia
2. I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!
3. Foggy night, hooded figure, magnum equipped...
4. See that explode into pixy dust?! I had 100x binoculars.
5. I say I say I say I have a pepperoni sausage!
6. Like no...freakin...way. Totally not cool...
7. Baby, you can stick your meat on my grill and I'll fire it up!
8. House is my dad and I stole his cane...he wanted it back ASAP, but I told him I had Show n Tell at school today.
9. Clean the earwax outta ya ears!
10. Paffles and Wancakes
 
HouseOvaries said:
My top 10 random thoughts:

1. Jesus of the Cornicopia
2. I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!
3. Foggy night, hooded figure, magnum equipped...
4. See that explode into pixy dust?! I had 100x binoculars.
5. I say I say I say I have a pepperoni sausage!
6. Like no...freakin...way. Totally not cool...
7. Baby, you can stick your meat on my grill and I'll fire it up!
8. House is my dad and I stole his cane...he wanted it back ASAP, but I told him I had Show n Tell at school today.
9. Clean the earwax outta ya ears!
10. Paffles and Wancakes
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That's the only good one lol
 
Top 10 Reasons SupBro Sleeps With Asians

1. It's easier to convince your friends they're women and not little boys...even if you know the truth.
2. They're already accustomed to tiny penises.
3. People that speak English can't stand him.
4. They love him long time. For a price.
5. He looks manlier in a kimono.
6. He likes when they slip their "chop stick" into his "Moo Goo Gai Pan".
7. He knows that if he had played against 11 Asians back in 95, he would probably have gotten his first tackle.
8. They don't understand football, so he can convince them that getting knocked on his ass for an hour is actually a great performance.
9. I'd just like to reiterate that no English speaking person would ever consider having sex with him.
10. SupBro?
 
groundpounder said:
This week's entry for the
Greatest.
Post.
Ever!
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I liked this one better :ninja

dt3 said:
Top 10 Reasons SupBro Sleeps With Asians

1. It's easier to convince your friends they're women and not little boys...even if you know the truth.
2. They're already accustomed to tiny penises.
3. People that speak English can't stand him.
4. They love him long time. For a price.
5. He looks manlier in a kimono.
6. He likes when they slip their "chop stick" into his "Moo Goo Gai Pan".
7. He knows that if he had played against 11 Asians back in 95, he would probably have gotten his first tackle.
8. They don't understand football, so he can convince them that getting knocked on his ass for an hour is actually a great performance.
9. I'd just like to reiterate that no English speaking person would ever consider having sex with him.
10. SupBro?
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yeah, but you can't be nominating yourself!

Maybe THAT'S what got your profile infracted, you jackass! :humm::dunno

How in the fuck does someone get a PROFILE infraction? Does that just mean you're an overall prick or something? :cool

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