Random PW thread!

[sexy.time]

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town.

So - we go.
And - it's closed.

So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son...

Well,

that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes............

Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.


This is my all time favorite quote! Anybody know what movie its from?

 

[Boomer]

Mornin Fuckas!

 

[Thebest]

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town.

So - we go.
And - it's closed.

So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son...

Well,

that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes............

Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.


This is my all time favorite quote! Anybody know what movie its from?

Won't it Wayne's World 2? forget who said it tho.

 

[Boomer]

Won't it Wayne's World 2? forget who said it tho.

The dood that helped them put the concert together.

 

[Thebest]

Well, luckily I had the movie right.

 

[sexy.time]

haha i love it.
this is a bad recording but it still makes me laugh
YouTube - Story time with del preston

 

[Boomer]

YouTube - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Trailer

This is what I will be diving into after work! *jooooooygassssm*

 

[HouseOvaries]

Hiya HO.

So, did you get these done, huh?

Yep. Hardest one was getting my butt outta da chair.

 

[sexy.time]

Boomer WTF is your avatar? haha

 

[Thebest]

Boomer WTF is your avatar? haha

seriously, that's what I was about to ask!:willy_nilly:


















:wtf:Boomer??

 

[HouseOvaries]

It's Jesus of the Cornicopia...

 

[sexy.time]

your jesus of the making no fuckin sense.

 

[HouseOvaries]

I am not a maggot.

 

[Boomer]

Its a demon wolf thingy. I think it looks cool and contemporary.

 

[HouseOvaries]

Sucking needles...

 

[Suzie]

I have a headach, too much wine.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Chug some whisky. It'll put you right to sleep and you won't feel that headache.

 

[Suzie]

I dont have any whiskey. And I am full off of wine. I dont think I can have another sip of anything!

 

[HouseOvaries]

Somebody framed Roger Rabbit...

 

[AUDRAA]

wow its slow in here tonight