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So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town.

So - we go.
And - it's closed.

So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son...

Well,

that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes............

Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.


This is my all time favorite quote! Anybody know what movie its from?
 
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So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town.

So - we go.
And - it's closed.

So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son...

Well,

that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes............

Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.


This is my all time favorite quote! Anybody know what movie its from?
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Won't it Wayne's World 2? forget who said it tho.:D
 
I dont have any whiskey. And I am full off of wine. I dont think I can have another sip of anything!
 
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