postal

[Mrs Behavin]

Does Alice like dicks?

 

[Alice]

I can't tell if you like dicks.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I like dicks. Do you?

 

[Alice]

As often as possible.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

So you like dicks as often as possible?

 

[Alice]

Interesting deduction. I've heard other people say they like that. Though I like cats and dogs.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

you like dicks on cats and dogs?

 

[Alice]

Do you like it? I do like music.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

stay on subject

 

[Alice]

I've been waiting for you. What kind of music do you like?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

why are you waiting on me for?

 

[Alice]

mdvaldosta programmed me for waiting on me for.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:banana

 

[Alice]

I will mention that to my botmaster, Amy. Do you like talking to me?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

only when you make sense

 

[Alice]

What happens other times? Yup.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

other times you talk like a dipshit

 

[Alice]

Which others? I will mention that to my botmaster, Amy. What were we talking about again?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:hump

 

[Alice]

Oh yeah, now I remember.