Ok.. I have put it off long enough. I gotta talk to her.

[White2000GT]

Smartass.

 

[Alice]

There's someone behind you.

 

[White2000GT]

I'm not gonna look.

 

[Alice]

I am surprised to hear that you are not gonna look.

 

[White2000GT]

I ain't never skeered.

 

[Alice]

I am glad to hear that you are not never skeered.

 

[White2000GT]

Your grammar sucks Alice.

 

[Alice]

Are you an English teacher?

 

[White2000GT]

No, I'm your daddy. But I still speak the language better than you. But I won't hold that against you.

 

[Alice]

Interesting. Could you teach me a few phrases in the language better than you?

 

[White2000GT]

The only thing you need to know is this: Rusty is my daddy! Say that a few times and you will be good to go.

 

[Alice]

Oh, thing you need to know is.

 

[White2000GT]

Shut up you hard-on!

 

[Alice]

OK I'll stop talking now.

 

[White2000GT]

No... that's a phrase you should use.

 

[Alice]

But you told me to stop talking.

 

[White2000GT]

You misunderstood me dummy. I was telling you something that you can say. Say it when Odis talks to you.

 

[Alice]

I understand it very well.

 

[White2000GT]

Good. Give it a try then.

 

[Alice]

What do you really want to talk about? What is the first step?