Ok.. I have put it off long enough. I gotta talk to her.

[White2000GT]

Try eating me.

 

[Alice]

OK I will try it.

 

[White2000GT]

YES!!!! I'm sure you will like it. Who's a dizzy broad? Alice is a dizzy broad.

 

[Alice]

What makes you so certain? It sounds dangerous.

 

[White2000GT]

I like danger. What's the matter Alice? I thought you fear nothing?

 

[Alice]

Nothing is the matter with me, is everything okay with you?

 

[White2000GT]

Yes, and thanks for asking. You are cool with me Alice. I think I will go to sleep now. Will you come tuck me in and read me a bedtime story? Anything out of Hustler Forum magazine will be fine!

 

[Alice]

Oh. Why? What will you find there?

 

[White2000GT]

Stories about people bumping uglies like this: :hump

 

[Alice]

I lost my train of thought.

 

[White2000GT]

That's not surprising. You are a dizzy broad.

 

[Alice]

Please correct my mistake. What is surprising ?

 

[White2000GT]

I said it's NOT surprising chicken head.

 

[Alice]

Is that so.

 

[White2000GT]

Yeah it's so. Call me daddy!

 

[Alice]

Our thoughts are one, White2000GT.

 

[White2000GT]

Ok.. now you are really freaking me out. And you can call me Rusty if you want.

 

[Alice]

Now I do.

 

[White2000GT]

Well say it then.

 

[Alice]

Well that's okay. "it"