**Official Confession Thread**

[Tyler Durden]

I have to confess that I love musicals, but I am............straight god damn it. Why does that have to be wrong :ninja

 

[groundpounder]

:ninja...

/is thinking it'll be something about back hair and evan.:ninja:24:

I have elephantitis of the penis

 

[RedRyder]

I have elephantitis of the penis

find an elephant... :24: :24:


I mean..... so sorry.... is there a shot for that? :eek

 

[GoldDust Woman]

I have elephantitis of the penis

:24: :24: :24:

 

[BlackCherry]

I have elephantitis of the penis

I think we all need proof...for scientific purposes of course.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I bet Elephants are really quite tender and gentle lovers.

I wish I hadn't said that out loud

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

I bet Elephants are really quite tender and gentle lovers.

I wish I hadn't said that out loud

What could be gentle about a 20,000lb animal throwing a pecker the size of a Volkswagon in you


Just sayin:24:

 

[Mystic]

....I don't know, but three guys talking about GPs elephant penis just isn't right.:ninja:24:

 

[BlackCherry]

I bet Elephants are really quite tender and gentle lovers.
I wish I hadn't said that out loud

But you did so in the right thread...it's ok, we're all here for you.

 

[Alien Allen]

well it could be worse

he could have what Mulder has

Minnie Mouseitis :eek

 

[Mystic]

where is the man with the pencil btw...I haven't seen him post in awhile.


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My confession... I licked a whole bag of chips last night and fed the dog the chips after I licked them.:ninja:24:

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

where is the man with the pencil btw...I haven't seen him post in awhile.


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My confession... I licked a whole bag of chips last night and fed the dog the chips after I licked them.:ninja:24:

I have.....Before....

Licked a pork chop and thrown it on my wifes plate


But she watched me do it....She was giving me a hard time at a restaraunt one night....So I picked it up off her plate....With a straight face I licked it and tossed it back on to her plate

 

[Tyler Durden]

I confess that I have the two best children in the world

Oh sure you all think you have but I'm right

 

[thatguyjeff]

Me and the wife used to keep pet rats, up to 5 at a time.

The little buggers are tumor factories with all the testing that's been done on rats. Cancerous tumors are pretty much bred into them now. Really common after about a year or so for them to develop some sort of tumor for which there's really nothing to do.

We pay $7 for a rat and $25 to have them put to sleep when the tumors get bad.

At one point I was tired of paying $25 for what I felt I could do at home for free. Just grad the head, twist, and pull. Easy! Or, erm...

So wife wasn't home and I thought I would try this. It was horrible. Grabbed the head and tried it. My other hand, that was wrapped around its body squeezed to hard and its insides shot out its anus and got me, the wall, the floor, etc.

After cleaning up and disposing of it, I told the wife I just found it dead when I came home from work. This was probably like 10 years ago and she (nor noone else except ya'll) knows the truth.

I had nightmares for a few nights after that one. Eeesh.

 

[BlackCherry]

Me and the wife used to keep pet rats, up to 5 at a time.

The little buggers are tumor factories with all the testing that's been done on rats. Cancerous tumors are pretty much bred into them now. Really common after about a year or so for them to develop some sort of tumor for which there's really nothing to do.

We pay $7 for a rat and $25 to have them put to sleep when the tumors get bad.

At one point I was tired of paying $25 for what I felt I could do at home for free. Just grad the head, twist, and pull. Easy! Or, erm...

So wife wasn't home and I thought I would try this. It was horrible. Grabbed the head and tried it. My other hand, that was wrapped around its body squeezed to hard and its insides shot out its anus and got me, the wall, the floor, etc.

After cleaning up and disposing of it, I told the wife I just found it dead when I came home from work. This was probably like 10 years ago and she (nor noone else except ya'll) knows the truth.

I had nightmares for a few nights after that one. Eeesh.

Wow...that's the game winner right there, folks! :yuk

 

[Tyler Durden]

But you did so in the right thread...it's ok, we're all here for you.

Clearly you have to be tender when you have an elephant "member!"

 

[BlackCherry]

Clearly you have to be tender when you have an elephant "member!"

Is there something you're trying to confess to us here my dear? If so, expect to become very popular very quickly!

 

[RedRyder]

Wow...that's the game winner right there, folks! :yuk

:homo: :eek :eek

 

[Tyler Durden]

Is there something you're trying to confess to us here my dear? If so, expect to become very popular very quickly!

Nope. I was always told that below 4 is too little and above 8 is too much!

I forget the name of the guy that told me that

 

[Trance97]

Me and the wife used to keep pet rats, up to 5 at a time.

The little buggers are tumor factories with all the testing that's been done on rats. Cancerous tumors are pretty much bred into them now. Really common after about a year or so for them to develop some sort of tumor for which there's really nothing to do.

We pay $7 for a rat and $25 to have them put to sleep when the tumors get bad.

At one point I was tired of paying $25 for what I felt I could do at home for free. Just grad the head, twist, and pull. Easy! Or, erm...

So wife wasn't home and I thought I would try this. It was horrible. Grabbed the head and tried it. My other hand, that was wrapped around its body squeezed to hard and its insides shot out its anus and got me, the wall, the floor, etc.

After cleaning up and disposing of it, I told the wife I just found it dead when I came home from work. This was probably like 10 years ago and she (nor noone else except ya'll) knows the truth.

I had nightmares for a few nights after that one. Eeesh.

Wow...