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teh_fuzz

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I am madly in love with katy Perry's boobs

the naughty librarian in the lens crafters commercials... she can teach me to return my books on time ANYTIME!
 
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I confess I'm trying to find a way to photoshop an old friend of mine out a photo to put up on my wall cos I like the picture of me but dont want her in it :ninja
 

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I am completely aware that my intelligence has given me an uncouth social life
but it has not hindered my confidence
 

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A few years ago, when my daughter was a preschooler, her pet cat died. She talked it all through with her mother, and they decided that it should be buried in a favourite spot under the apple tree. Her mother then decided that she would distract the kids by taking them to the cinema while I did the deed.

If you've ever tried digging anywhere near a mature apple tree, you'll know that the roots go everywhere. After a few attempts to put the spade through the turf, I concluded that it wasn't practical. I scraped off a patch of grass, made a cartoon style mound of dirt from the vege garden, and knocked up a neat little cross.


The remains of the cat when into a builders' skip in the neighbours' front yard.:dunno
 

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I tend to let my mouth get the best of me sometimes.. and say shit that i immediately know ill regret
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and I am still in love with Katy Perry's boobs
 
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