Official Clumsy Club Thread

[Thornless]

I ran into the edge of the marble desk at work again today, my bruise will now be healing anytime soon.


I was going to add a pic, but it won't let me select attachfile!

 

[jassilem]

A walked into a door today.. but nothing major..

 

[jassilem]

We have three steps in the front entry of the house.. I went to go down those three steps and Liam decided to leave something on the steps.. I didn't see it cuz I was too busy getting on my hoodie... I walked on it and fell down the steps on my butt..

Bubble wrap world please?

 

[Skorpy]

2 weeks ago, I opened my kitchen cupboard right into my face. How the hell I managed that one, is beyond me!

Didn't hurt, just stupid....
Yesterday I took the milk out the fridge to pour into my coffee cup. Ended up in the bin, instead of back in the fridge. I swear I'm losing it

 

[retro]

I have really good balance and coordination, and yet I'm super clumsy and trip over myself or run into things all the time. It's quite the conundrum to be honest.

 

[darkcgi]

ive got balance of steel
was in karati then skateboarded for10 years

 

[Skorpy]

ive got balance of steel
was in karati then skateboarded for10 years

I did Karate for 2 years, and then went on to Kickboxing. I love martial arts. Don't stop me being clumsy though

 

[Panacea]

I have great balance and hand-eye coordination, but I have bruises all over my body from constantly running into door frames. I just move TOO fast sometimes, I'm an idiot. lol

 

[darkcgi]

thats true you can practice being not clumsy but it will only work on some people
i always seem to know where things are and which way is up
things seem like slowmotion to me the more my heart pumps and more adreniline i get the more everthing seems like slow motion

 

[freakofnature]

We've got a filly at work who is 2 months old. She's terribly cute but she's also a demon child. She double-barreled me (kicked out with both hind legs at once) last week and got me in the leg. I got an awesome bruise out of the whole deal. :thumbup

 

[jassilem]

Ouch....

 

[NoDak]

Glue factory time!
















:jk





Keep working with her. I'm sure you'll have her coming around.

 

[Panacea]

Ouch, but that bruise is really rather cool looking lol

 

[jassilem]

In the shower last night I dropped the family sized bottle of something or other on my toe.. the joint kinda hurts to move today... *Shakes head*

 

[retro]

I have great balance and hand-eye coordination, but I have bruises all over my body from constantly running into door frames. I just move TOO fast sometimes, I'm an idiot. lol

Someone like me! I think it's because my brain moves faster than my body is capable of, so I end up telling it to do something, and it can't and then punishes me for it. :24:

 

[darkcgi]

your lucky thats all it did
i had a 16 hand gelding send me about 8 feet in the air flying like superman and then he jumped over me as i watched straight up from the ground praying he wasnt going to land on my face
and all i got was a huges scare and good lessen to keep him far away from the wild mare
hes like a puppy dog to me casper the creamellow with blue eyes
he has the stubborn shape in skull but he is far from stubborn he does anything i ask without force
doesnt even need a bit
hes got soft white hooves though makes for easier damage but less drying out
i keep his main roman style
awesome horse

 

[freakofnature]

your lucky thats all it did
i had a 16 hand gelding send me about 8 feet in the air flying like superman and then he jumped over me as i watched straight up from the ground praying he wasnt going to land on my face
and all i got was a huges scare and good lessen to keep him far away from the wild mare
hes like a puppy dog to me casper the creamellow with blue eyes
he has the stubborn shape in skull but he is far from stubborn he does anything i ask without force
doesnt even need a bit
hes got soft white hooves though makes for easier damage but less drying out
i keep his main roman style
awesome horse

LOL, I wonder how many cremello horses out there are named Casper. I used to work for a Quarter horse farm that had a cremello colt one year. They named him Casper too.

 

[jassilem]

OK I think the love seat won this one...


I was changing Liam's diaper on the floor.. and my cell goes off.. in order to get up around him I hop up and turn around... and kick the love seat full on with the top of my right foot... Moving the love seat 2 feet and causing great pain in my foot (it's already swelling)... I swear I need to be bubble wrapped...

I am all out of breath when I answer the phone my hubby says what were you doing... I told him I was fucking moving furniture around.. *rolls eyes* he goes ok.. have fun with that... I fill him in on what happened and he says you should be more careful.... ... Um no shit Sherlock. :willy_nilly:

I normally would let the call go to the answering machine but I am waiting for a call from my bestie to see how she's doing.. she had day surgery yesterday and said she would call me this afternoon... That's the only reason why I was in a hurry.

 

[Dana]

OK I think the love seat won this one...


I was changing Liam's diaper on the floor.. and my cell goes off.. in order to get up around him I hop up and turn around... and kick the love seat full on with the top of my right foot... Moving the love seat 2 feet and causing great pain in my foot (it's already swelling)... I swear I need to be bubble wrapped...

I am all out of breath when I answer the phone my hubby says what were you doing... I told him I was fucking moving furniture around.. *rolls eyes* he goes ok.. have fun with that... I fill him in on what happened and he says you should be more careful.... ... Um no shit Sherlock. :willy_nilly:

I normally would let the call go to the answering machine but I am waiting for a call from my bestie to see how she's doing.. she had day surgery yesterday and said she would call me this afternoon... That's the only reason why I was in a hurry.

ouchies

 

[Natasha]

I don't know WTF I did, but I discovered this bruise when I got out of the shower today.