Official Clumsy Club Thread

[Natasha]

I don't know WTF I did, but I discovered this bruise when I got out of the shower today.

 

[HottyToddyChick]

I found a bruise just after my shower, too, Tasha. It's on my elbow and I asked Matt if I hit my elbow. No clue.

He came to see me at work and while I was rushing around doing stuff, I hit my elbow on a part of the wall that juts out. Now I'm sure I know where my bruise came from.


I also ripped a fingernail on when my hand slipped on the safe door. All my nails bent ALL THE WAY BACK and the one snapped at the quick. Ouch

 

[jassilem]

I have a little bruise on my arm and it hurts to touch it.. my car door hit me yesterday evening...

 

[rback33]

I left the headlights on in the company pickup today and pulled the handle on the drivers door to reach in an kill them... door didn't get open quite far enough and I slammed my hand into the latching mechanism just between my thumb and wrist... nice red mark with about a nickels size area of purple bruising around it...

 

[darkcgi]

ever bruised your penis?

 

[Natasha]

I left the headlights on in the company pickup today and pulled the handle on the drivers door to reach in an kill them... door didn't get open quite far enough and I slammed my hand into the latching mechanism just between my thumb and wrist... nice red mark with about a nickels size area of purple bruising around it...

Ouch!!!

 

[Natasha]

ever bruised your penis?

Wow!!! You must be really fond of yours as much as you mention it, LMFAO Oh wait...you're a guy...it should go w/o saying, huh??? LMFAO