New condom measures penis size

[Covey]

Shalya

Gotcha....... i'll take a peek.

 

[Ryder]

Yous is welcomes

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Condoms that have flavors seem tacky.

 

[AUDRAA]

what!! its the new chewing gum

 

[Covey]

what!! its the new chewing gum

I dunno what kinda gum you been chewin .......:ninja

 

[StfuitzD]

Condoms that have flavors seem tacky.

because it is

 

[Mase]

My dick is way too big for that. Size of my dick is similar to this...

It gets even bigger when erect...

 

[BlackCherry]

This thread always puts the $5 footlong Subway song in my head...

 

[pjbleek]

This thread always puts the $5 footlong Subway song in my head...

that is annoying...think Sid the kid....lol

 

[BlackCherry]

That is definitely much less annoying and much more pleasing to the eye! Ew...that made me sound like a creepy old cougar! I'm old enough to be like...his older sister or something.

 

[Anie]

You'd think of that cheap shot artist, oh dear

 

[sierrabravo]

whoa what? a year without sex? I can see if you were like me and single but you have a "life long partner". You should be getting it.

alot changes when you get married and have kids... thats why we aren't planning on kids anyway... i would rather a truck and a boat and the time to use both...:thumbup

 

[sierrabravo]

you mean it, like, pokes god's eye?

My dick is way too big for that. Size of my dick is similar to this...




It gets even bigger when erect...

 

[Peter Parka]

Notice how any thread remotely about sex in the title gets about a million posts in no time at all? Bunch of pervs the lot of you.:thumbup

 

[sierrabravo]

yeah like 20 posts in one minute lol

 

[DeDarlin]

im still wondering after reading this thread who actually sat there and thought up a measuring stick condom that comes in assorted flavors....LOL

 

[Dana]

im still wondering after reading this thread who actually sat there and thought up a measuring stick condom that comes in assorted flavors....LOL

lmfao

 

[Peter Parka]

im still wondering after reading this thread who actually sat there and thought up a measuring stick condom that comes in assorted flavors....LOL

Someone who isn't getting any!:thumbup

 

[DeDarlin]

i could just see someone getting up in the morning and saying, well, today i am going to water the plants, walk the dog, and come up with an invention just by looking at a ruler and a pack of fruit stripes gum....

i know, i need help. LOL

 

[Dana]

i could just see someone getting up in the morning and saying, well, today i am going to water the plants, walk the dog, and come up with an invention just by looking at a ruler and a pack of fruit stripes gum....

i know, i need help. LOL

:24::24::24::24: Man I haven't seen Fruit Stripes gum in ages! :ninja