New condom measures penis size

[ConTRo13R]

hence the turn on when I felt you grab my ass in the thread yesterday!!!!

that's hot lol gives the come to bed eyes at you

:ninja

 

[kelvin070]

I just noticed this was in technology.... LOL I'd hardly call a ruler printed on a condom cutting edge LOL.

Best to place it in technology - away from the ladies

 

[Peter Parka]

Pfffffttttt I'm married...if it weren't for the shower I'd never have sex


:24:

Its like that old joke...

How do you get a woman to stop giving you a blow job?

Marry her

 

[ConTRo13R]

Its like that old joke...

How do you get a woman to stop giving you a blow job?

Marry her

Why would you want em to stop?

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Its like that old joke...

How do you get a woman to stop giving you a blow job?

Marry her

:24::24:


The chemical that kills the female sex drive:



Wedding cake:24:

 

[StfuitzD]

lmao
that's just terrible
who cares? just yews a condom!>_<

 

[Ryder]

Well to be honest I don't think that will fit me even now. To be honest Im too big for it. Now I am embarrassed.

 

[Covey]

:24::24: I am married also, and coming up on the 1 year mark of no sex!! so don't go there big boy!!!

:ninja:ninja:ninja

 

[Ryder]

:ninja:ninja:ninja

Hey Covey your avvi is for that game I forget the name but it's advertised on my favorite site.

 

[Covey]

Really? I have no clue, i just saw it and liked it

 

[Ryder]

Let me try to find it. Oh and your probably laughing at the first post I put in here.

 

[ConTRo13R]

Well to be honest I don't think that will fit me even now.

haha the manipulation of quotes lol

 

[Covey]

Let me try to find it. Oh and your probably laughing at the first post I put in here.

Ummmmm no..... this is me, i dont read everything.....bad habit :24:

 

[Ryder]

Okay good for me then. Still can't find the ad. It says "Your goddess is waiting for you"

 

[Dynamic]

Damn, I hope they start measuring in microns, maybe then I will finally find out how big I am

 

[Covey]

Okay good for me then. Still can't find the ad. It says "Your goddess is waiting for you"

ooOOOOooo catchy

 

[Ryder]

If I can't find it I will beat a door with my crutches!

 

[ConTRo13R]

oh ryder your manlyness makes me feel inferior

 

[Ryder]

Shalya

 

[Ryder]

That is what the game is called. And how Controller?