That's hilarious--a cemetary in the middle of Walmart. I teased my kids with an old joke when they were little when we passed a cemetary I'd ask, "How many dead people in that cemetary" and they'd say "1,000" or whatever and then you come back with "All of them!"

Now I still do it and they come back with "All of them, Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
Cold Stone is fuu, fuu ice cream--for girls-like Ben and Jerry's, which is why you like it! BR is REAL ICE CREAM. Just plain old double chocolate, chocolate.
Alcohol is the same though--men--beer, women, all kinds of exotic fuu fuu drinks with umbrellas and the like. The only one Mulder ever thought was worth it was the screaming orgasm!