Natasha? Vixen? Stella? Keight? The rest of you women?

[Goat Whisperer]

Hey! How'd you know I married my dog? Were you there, Muldy?

I bet she was drooling all over you!

Haha, even your dog wife will have an affair, with mulder too!

and on your wedding day! :24::24::24:

 

[Obdurate]

Well he's just an attractive fella, y'see.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Hey! How'd you know I married my dog? Were you there, Muldy?

I bet she was drooling all over you!

From your posts--you just seem the type that prefers farm animals over women!

 

[Obdurate]

Well, while that is true, my dog is not a farm animal! It is a wonderful angel with a heart of gold that uses my shower, poops in my toilet, doesn't pay the bills and apparently has sex with you when I'm not around. So really like any other gf I've had.

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Well, while that is true, my dog is not a farm animal! It is a wonderful angel with a heart of gold that uses my shower, poops in my toilet, doesn't pay the bills and apparently has sex with you when I'm not around. So really like any other gf I've had.

Men can't marry men, but men can marry animals....

 

[Natasha]

Now now...I knew what you guys would say...that's why I clarified!!!

Never had a screaming orgasm (the drink, that is...LOL)

 

[VegasVixen]

Ahhh....better late than never?!?!? :clap:clap

 

[Fox Mulder]

Ahhh....better late than never?!?!? :clap:clap

Mulder has punishment lined up for you!!! :cool

 

[VegasVixen]

In my best scooby impression....wrot ro! :spank:

 

[Fox Mulder]

In my best scooby impression....wrot ro! :spank:

Good one Vixen! :thumbup

Mulder thinks you'll like the punishment!

 

[VegasVixen]

Confidence is looks so good on a man.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

pssssst....

Don't encourage him.

 

[VegasVixen]

LOL...I guess I should shut my mouth eh.:nod:

 

[Zorak]

Me thinks Mulder needs to get laid

 

[Fox Mulder]

LOL...I guess I should shut my mouth eh.:nod:

No--Mulder likes you to express your thoughts!

 

[Fox Mulder]

Me thinks Mulder needs to get laid

Pffffffffffft! Like saying Casanova needs to get laid! :cool

 

[Fox Mulder]

Confidence is looks so good on a man.

Then Mulder looks like a Million Dollars! :cool

 

[Leah Love]

Then Mulder looks like a Million Dollars! :cool

I know how Mulder looks like and that has nothing to do with a million dollars

 

[Fox Mulder]

I know how Mulder looks like and that has nothing to do with a million dollars

Bring it on Princess--bring it on--Mulder is ready!!! And get your little sidekick, the Slayer over here too!!! Mulder will take you both on!!! :cool

 

[Leah Love]

Bring it on Princess--bring it on--Mulder is ready!!! And get your little sidekick, the Slayer over here too!!! Mulder will take you both on!!! :cool

Tell her to show up here yourself. You are the self-proclaimed womanizer after all.