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SO typical of a man.

My roommate asks me "Is the milk still good?"

I said "Look at the expiration date." (Like DUH)

He says "The date says it's still ok."

I said "Ok, then I'm sure it is."

He ignores this even though he asked my opinion, etc. and he smells it.

He says "God this smells awful! I don't think it's good anymore! Come smell this!" I roll my eyes and say if it's bad then pour it out, and he says, "But I'm not sure."

I tell him to pour some out of the jug and taste it. He does. It was fine like I had said 5 minutes ago.

He was smelling the crust on the rim of the jug....



I swear he wouldn't be able to know what his asshole was if his momma hadn't told him!
 
SO typical of a man.

My roommate asks me "Is the milk still good?"

I said "Look at the expiration date." (Like DUH)

He says "The date says it's still ok."

I said "Ok, then I'm sure it is."

He ignores this even though he asked my opinion, etc. and he smells it.

He says "God this smells awful! I don't think it's good anymore! Come smell this!" I roll my eyes and say if it's bad then pour it out, and he says, "But I'm not sure."

I tell him to pour some out of the jug and taste it. He does. It was fine like I had said 5 minutes ago.

He was smelling the crust on the rim of the jug....



I swear he wouldn't be able to know what his asshole was if his momma hadn't told him!

I'm laughing right now because my boyfriend and I have that EXACT conversation every week lol.
 
I'm very skeptical with any dairy actually. I never trust other people's milk, cheese or yoghurt in a tub. Some guy I dated once, his family used to freeze their milk in the bottle, then defrost it when they need it. Weird :unsure:

That is really weird, I don't trust other peoples stuff either, lol I'm always afraid to eat and drink stuff at my buddy Jesse's house especially.
 
Haha, I just wonder if others are as pedantic as me when it comes to storing food in the fridge, like do they wrap up their food tightly or zip lock their food without any air in it, etc etc :p Even the smell of their fridge as they open it could be enough to deter me from eating anything from their fridge.
 
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