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That normal folks eat on a fairly regular schedule. Just because you snacked does not mean we want supper at 8:30 at night!
Men! What do you wish women knew about men?
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Kakapo Dundee
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Ladies......when you one of you shares information about 'what women think', that opinion is valid as a stand-alone item.
We don't need six other women to repeat it more or less verbatim for us to accept that it's a credible source of information, nor do we need to know that they empathise with the original poster.
We don't need six other women to repeat it more or less verbatim for us to accept that it's a credible source of information, nor do we need to know that they empathise with the original poster.
Ummmm....make your own supper at the time you want to eat it. Problem solved.
satinbutterfly
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Which leads to my next post in that thread about empathy and why men who don't have it shouldn't criticize it. :24:
Kakapo Dundee
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Ladies! Just because we see no need or use for something, does not mean that we are hostile towards it.
1. Motorboating... us men love it! and i this isnt about motors and boating AT ALL!
2. When you ask us a question and you are expecting a certain answer, let us know or you may get an answer you dont like.
3. Just because you think you are "tricking" us it doesn't mean we you are, 90% of the times we know what you are trying to do and allow you to continue simply because calling you out on it would lead to an argument, which puts us in the doghouse and deprives us of the ever so precious poon'nany!
4. No matter how sneaky you think you can be... we can always look at the logs.... :ninja
5. Boobies... We like them! and if you come close to bearing them we will look and look often! Same goes for any other woman around! we may be somewhat discreet but truth of the matter is we are men, and we will look!
6. Did i talk about motorboating? yeah... we like it
7. Even though we have this odd fascination with motorboating stuff, looking at anything with boobs and let you think you are smarter than us, we still love you all! We truly mean it when we say all women are beautiful! (especially if they like to get motorboat'd)
2. When you ask us a question and you are expecting a certain answer, let us know or you may get an answer you dont like.
3. Just because you think you are "tricking" us it doesn't mean we you are, 90% of the times we know what you are trying to do and allow you to continue simply because calling you out on it would lead to an argument, which puts us in the doghouse and deprives us of the ever so precious poon'nany!
4. No matter how sneaky you think you can be... we can always look at the logs.... :ninja
5. Boobies... We like them! and if you come close to bearing them we will look and look often! Same goes for any other woman around! we may be somewhat discreet but truth of the matter is we are men, and we will look!
6. Did i talk about motorboating? yeah... we like it
7. Even though we have this odd fascination with motorboating stuff, looking at anything with boobs and let you think you are smarter than us, we still love you all! We truly mean it when we say all women are beautiful! (especially if they like to get motorboat'd)
Leananshee
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A vagina is not a firearm and should never be used as if it were.
Joe the meek
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It takes skill to walk, burp, pass gas and talk at the SAME time.
Welllllllll........ I have 3 out of 4 down. Not always the same 3 though. :tooth
Joe the meek
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When I was in Alaska I had a girl from Australia fall in love with me because I could walk and burp at the same time. I could do the others but didn't want to push it LMAO.
That can be so true! LOL!
Kakapo Dundee
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Ladies....you are never going to find the perfect man, and judging us against a single criteria will not give you an accurate and fair assessment as to whether we deserve your company. In the unlikely event that you can find a man that can exceed your expectations on every level, on every day, in every set of circumstances, by all means make a play for him, but please don't be surprised or offended if he doesn't have expectations of his own.
Now that is something that I think is VERY true for a lot of people. Expectations seem to be extremely high with some people that go outside of the realm of reality. I wonder how that came to be?
Please, we don't bite (unless you want us to). Talk to us - we can handle reality. We can handle deep conversations, even if they ramble every which way. We're not stupid. There's no need to go moaning to your friends about us or to ask people people we have in common as friends about us - just talk to US.
You got that shit right
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