LMFAO...this reminds me of a friend of mine who went on a call one night and ran into a hispanic guy w/ a machete. In his hyped-up state he started yelling "Manos aqui! Manos aqui!" instead of "Manos arriba! Manos arriba!" It took him a few seconds to figure out why the guy was so confused.
FYI, for those not familiar..."Manos arriba" means hands in the air..."manos aqui" means hands here.