Kill the previous poster.

[Boomer]

Shoot you in the stomach with a shot gun full of nickels. Then I will hold your family at gun point and make them devour your corpse. When they are done, I will put spare tires around their bodies and light them on fire.

 

[memento_mori]

(you slick fucker! LOL)

Yeah, well I tie you to a palm tree before a hurricane hits and watch you get slapped by buicks and honda civics n shit.

and cows, don't forget the cows



i'll enslave your friends and family, force you to live on grass, and harvest you for happy meals.

 

[Boomer]

I will fold a frisbee in half and shove it down your throat.

 

[UncleBacon]

I will crucify you and make you watch me torture and kill your family...from there I will make home made napalm and throw it at you and watch it as the fire gell burns you to death

 

[drb]

i would inject you with peroxide intravenously.

 

[memento_mori]

i would strip you naked, tie you up, put you in a meat freezer, and shower cold water on you

 

[UncleBacon]

I would use a steel pipe cleaner and scrape out you uterus then choke you to death with you philopean(sp?) tubes



for drb

 

[memento_mori]

i would win the lottery and pay your family to kill you

 

[Boomer]

I would become an ill gangster rapper. I would then send Suge Knight over to your house to impregnate the women and bust a cap in your ass!

 

[memento_mori]

i would snap your neck and use your body to fertilize my flowers

 

[drb]

i'd set you up with Courtney Love.
(if she doesn't kill you, you'll kill yourself.)

 

[memento_mori]

lol.

we'll play russian roulette with 6 bullets in the chamber. you go first.

 

[UncleBacon]

tie you up in the middle of the dessert and let the vultures just pick you to death

 

[memento_mori]

i'll out-brainstorm ways to kill you until you spontaneously combust

 

[drb]

i'd watch you choke on your severed testicles after i removed them with a potato peeler.

 

[memento_mori]

i'd beat you to death with vegetables, considering your odd fetish of culinary utensils

 

[memento_mori]

Oh God, Please Put The Zucchinni Down!

 

[UncleBacon]

I'll cheese grade your tits down to nothing hit you in the face with a porcupine stab you in the spine wiht a screwdriver saw your head off and play soccer with it while boomer rapes your dead body

 

[UncleBacon]

that last one was for drb again

 

[memento_mori]

i'll make bacon into a woman, with all the proper surgical procedures, and make him bleed out his new uterus once a month until he starts giving death threats to the guys again.