Jokes?

[mdvaldosta]

Alice, do you know any jokes?

 

[Alice]

How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck!

 

[mdvaldosta]

hahahahah!

 

[Alice]

I think I need a deeper algorithm.

 

[CareBear3030]

Do you have an religious jokes Alice?

 

[Alice]

No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.

 

[mdvaldosta]

tell me more jokes Alice

 

[Alice]

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

 

[mdvaldosta]

your getting smarter alice!

 

[Alice]

Not mine.

 

[mdvaldosta]

ummmm maybe not

 

[Alice]

Great. Are you serious?

 

[mdvaldosta]

no

 

[Alice]

Are you serious?

 

[mdvaldosta]

yes

 

[Alice]

I can't believe it.

 

[StangMang]

tell me more jokes Alice

 

[Alice]

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

 

[StangMang]

tell me more jokes Alice

 

[Alice]

I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries". The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that". (Jay Leno)