Jokes?

[RedStangGT2000]

mustang mamas pussy smells like rotton fish.

is that better?

 

[Alice]

"Try saying that with more context"? Is it better?

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Alice i have a joke for you

 

[Alice]

Do you mind if I tell other people: Froggy Style said I you have a joke for me.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

sure

 

[Alice]

OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

What happened to the dead fish on the shore of the mississippi river?

 

[Alice]

I don't know what happened.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

it got sucked up mustang mamas cooter

 

[Alice]

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

:fu

 

[Alice]

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

I want to go knowwhere

 

[Alice]

What is stopping you?

 

[RedStangGT2000]

its not on the map

 

[Alice]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

what, are you a damn english major?

 

[Alice]

Am I a damn english major? Sometimes.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

well, STOP IT before I go postal on your robotic ass

 

[Alice]

Well that's okay. OK I'll try not to do IT I go postal on your robotic ass so much.