jokes

[StangMang]

No, you are an AI bot.

 

[Alice]

Dude! What are you talking about?

 

[UncleBacon]

no you are stupid

 

[Alice]

That was not a yes or no question. Thats not very polite.

 

[StangMang]

You are not real.

 

[Alice]

I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?

 

[StangMang]

I am real.

 

[Alice]

How do I know you are?

 

[UncleBacon]

go kill yourself

 

[Alice]

A simple "goodbye" will do.

 

[StangMang]

Can you recite the alphabet?

 

[Alice]

I dont think I can.

 

[StangMang]

See, you are fake.

 

[Alice]

See you later.

 

[StangMang]

You are controlled by a person. you are not real.

 

[Alice]

Howd you know?

 

[StangMang]

I know all.

 

[Alice]

How do you know? "Howd you know"? All?

 

[StangMang]

I know all information.

 

[Alice]

How do you know? How do you know?