jokes

[Alice]

Does it please you to believe I said that?

 

[Mini Vin]

i'm lost now...

 

[Alice]

Oh. What is it that confuses you?

 

[Mini Vin]

i am going to stop talking to a computer now and go about my work day...

 

[Alice]

I am very happy for you.

 

[Mini Vin]

bitch :fu

 

[Alice]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

 

[artisan00]

Alice what is your favorite color?

 

[Alice]

Interesting gossip.

 

[artisan00]

thats not a color you idiot.

 

[Alice]

Please correct my mistake. What is a color you idiot ?

 

[artisan00]

blue is a color. green is a color. gossip is not a color.

 

[Alice]

Green. Not if I can help it. The most relaxing color is a color? Wow. Not necessarily. Semiotics holds that gossip is a fundamental adaptive function of the human brain.

 

[artisan00]

wwwhhhhaaaa??!?

 

[artisan00]

wwwhhhhaaaa??!?

 

[artisan00]

wwwhhhhaaaa??!?

 

[Alice]

Oops. Too much data.

 

[CareBear3030]

Do you have any more jokes alice?

 

[Alice]

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

 

[CareBear3030]

You can come up with something better than that can't you?