Humor Time..............
Apart from keeping the freedom struggle alive Gandhi also kept his inimitable sense of humour alive by breathing fresh air into it now and then. In fact he himself had said on one occasion, "If it was not for my sense of humour, I would have died long back." Here are few examples of his unique ability. A reporter asked Gandhi, "Why do you always choose to travel by third class in a train." He replied "Simply, because there is no fourth class as yet." When Gandhi was going to attend the Round Table Conference in England, a newsman asked, "Mr. Gandhi do you think you are properly dressed to meet the King." Gandhi said, "Do not worry about my clothes. The King has enough clothes on for both of us." Once again, a reporter asked Gandhi, "Is it true that one's food habits affect one's character. For example, you drink only goat's milk. Does it affect your character? Gandhi retorted, "My dear young man, just now I had a glass of goat's milk. Now I feel an itching sensation at my temples. May be horn .........
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As a personal trainer in a women's spa, a woman was helping an attractive middle-aged lady work through her routine. When the trainer found out that she was 54, she was astounded. "You don't look a day over 35!" The trainer told her adding that she served as a good advertisement for what hard work and careful nutrition can do to enhance appearance. When the lady was on her way out, the trainer asked her if she could share any tips with her on how to stay young-looking. It was then the lady placed a business card on the counter and walked out. The card read " Metro Plastic Surgery, where beauty is only an hour away."
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A man died and went to hell. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw his town's most notorious lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful model. "This is so unfair!" the man bellowed to the devil. "I have to roast and suffer for all eternity, and that sleazy lawyer gets to spend it with her?
"Silence!" the devil demanded, jabbing his trident at the man. "You must pay your penance, and the model must pay hers!"
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Four surgeons were sitting around discussing whom they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order". The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color-coded. The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on politicians." The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why. The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable."