It's not ALWAYS the guys fault.

[Breath]

So it's never happened to you, Evan?

 

[gLing]

This thread is causing the angry feminist in me to stir.

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

So it's never happened to you, Evan?

It's never been the topic of a thread...no

 

[TheOriginalJames]

This thread is causing the angry feminist in me to stir.

Why? I'm just talking about something that is out of my control at first. The lid is up, I'm holding on and hoping it all goes where it's supposed to. Next thing I know I'm almost peeing on my shoe AND the wall in front of me at once.

 

[gLing]

Why? I'm just talking about something that is out of my control at first. The lid is up, I'm holding on and hoping it all goes where it's supposed to. Next thing I know I'm almost peeing on my shoe AND the wall in front of me at once.

:24::24:

 

[Breath]

I wonder if you can get splash guards installed around the toilet.

 

[gLing]

Or maybe they can sit down and wiz.

 

[NuckingFuts]

It could have also been a hair that came loose and got stuck to the pee hole. That has happened to me. :nod:

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

I wonder if you can get splash guards installed around the toilet.

Or perhaps revert to the old potty training technique with the cheerio that you aim at

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

What happens when it splits 3 ways?

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

What happens when it splits 3 ways?

33.3% per stream

 

[Jersey]

What happens when it splits 3 ways?

alright, now you're pushing it

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Or maybe they can sit down and wiz.

You don't know me too well. I will do the minimal amount of work required to accomplish my task at hand. Pulling the belt loose and pushing my pants down just enough to pop my monster out is already pushing my limits.

 

[Jersey]

33.3% per stream

what happens to the remaining .01%???

 

[Breath]

33.3% per stream

Only if you assume equal blockage.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

what happens to the remaining .01%???

Thats what dribbels out after you've finished and put it away. :mad

 

[Maulds]

Movie Quote
"IRENE!!! Why am I peeing like I just spent all night having sex?"

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

what happens to the remaining .01%???

Friction loss...

Now I have a headache from doing all the thinking:ninja

 

[Breath]

....to pop my monster out...

My mind wandered.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:24: times like this thread make me glad Im a woman! :24: