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TheOriginalJames

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Ya know how you women complain about guys pissing on the seat? Do you women know that sometimes he doesn't do it on purpose? lol

I was taking a leak today and as I started to stream it out, it went in two different directions... and neither stream went into the toilet.

lol
 
Wow I'm glad I'm not the only guy that sometimes has the forked pisses. I fuckin hate that shit. My toilet is close to my wall and I'll piss on the fucking wall then i hafta clean the shit up.

How about when you're pissing and its streaming into the toilet but its still dripping onto the seat? It's sorta like the two way piss but instead of s stream its one stream and just drips. :ninja
 
Dana said:
Wow I'm glad I'm not the only guy that sometimes has the forked pisses. I fuckin hate that shit. My toilet is close to my wall and I'll piss on the fucking wall then i hafta clean the shit up.

How about when you're pissing and its streaming into the toilet but its still dripping onto the seat? It's sorta like the two way piss but instead of s stream its one stream and just drips. :ninja
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How's about just when you think it's done...shake and all, and then realise ole charlie boy not ready to done yet? How's about dem beans?
 
Why does a males urine stream sometimes split into two streams?

One reason results from the presence of dried body fluids in the end of the urethral orifice where it opens in the glans. This may stick the sides of the urethral orifice together so that when the force of urine hits it the stream initially opens two separate breaks in the sticky plug of body fluids. Usually, by the time the bladder is empty, the two streams will have united to form one.

Two streams may also result from an unusual (but not unknown) anatomical anomaly in which there are actually two openings of the urethra in the glans.

A small amount of semen may have dried at the tip of your penis basically gluing it together.

BPH, which stands for benign (non-cancerous) prostatic hyperplasia or hypertrophy also sometimes has a split urine stream as an uncommon symptom.
 
Breath said:
Why does a males urine stream sometimes split into two streams?

One reason results from the presence of dried body fluids in the end of the urethral orifice where it opens in the glans. This may stick the sides of the urethral orifice together so that when the force of urine hits it the stream initially opens two separate breaks in the sticky plug of body fluids. Usually, by the time the bladder is empty, the two streams will have united to form one.

Two streams may also result from an unusual (but not unknown) anatomical anomaly in which there are actually two openings of the urethra in the glans.

A small amount of semen may have dried at the tip of your penis basically gluing it together.

BPH, which stands for benign (non-cancerous) prostatic hyperplasia or hypertrophy also sometimes has a split urine stream as an uncommon symptom.
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:ninja
 
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