Pressure washer that won't start!
Inanimate Objects You Have Yelled At
- Thread starter KimmyCharmeleon
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my husband does that count?
If he sits still! I yelled at the Volvo running 55 in the passing lane today.
My uterus lately.
The baby gate on the way upstairs... damn thing is trying to kill me... can't wait till I can trust my so.. not to destroy the upstairs...
the cross trainer for not having moving arms as well as legs.
The piece of wood that tried to bean me when I was opening the ventilators on the greenhouses today.
I yell at the computer when it's being stupid
The computer dialer on the other end of my telephone. Woke me at 8 am and there was no one on the line.
Coffee table last night...
The remotes, we have one for the VCR, one for the TV and one for the satellite dish, whenever Joe puts in a video and then goes to bed I can't get the damn tv back to tv!!!
tv, computer, cellphone
my leather ottoman in the bedroom! I always stub my toe on it!
Probably a bit off topic, and it t'weren't me, however I must relay this:
Saturday morning, about 2 AM, my neighbor woke up to a crash outside his house. A drunk gal had come around the corner, wide, and plowed head-on into his pickup which was parked at the curb in front of the house. She backed up and hit it again. He heard her yell; "Get the fuck out of the way!" before she hit it a third time and drove off. She was located a few blocks away at a party and, upon being called out of the house by police, fell flat on her back on the lawn.
Saturday morning, about 2 AM, my neighbor woke up to a crash outside his house. A drunk gal had come around the corner, wide, and plowed head-on into his pickup which was parked at the curb in front of the house. She backed up and hit it again. He heard her yell; "Get the fuck out of the way!" before she hit it a third time and drove off. She was located a few blocks away at a party and, upon being called out of the house by police, fell flat on her back on the lawn.
LMAO OMG that's awesome!
Stereo room overstuffed chair that always seems to be in my way no matter where I am in the room.
mega bloks... god help me
The garden hose. I dropped it and it fell on the handle and soaked me. :mad
The half wall at the pub last night.. it was in the way and my boob and it were fighting..