Inanimate Objects You Have Yelled At

[Jackass master]

Pressure washer that won't start!

 

[jassilem]

my husband does that count?

 

[Jackass master]

If he sits still! I yelled at the Volvo running 55 in the passing lane today.

 

[Thornless]

My uterus lately.

 

[jassilem]

The baby gate on the way upstairs... damn thing is trying to kill me... can't wait till I can trust my so.. not to destroy the upstairs...

 

[dancingpotato]

the cross trainer for not having moving arms as well as legs.

 

[Jackass master]

The piece of wood that tried to bean me when I was opening the ventilators on the greenhouses today.

 

[Rachie]

I yell at the computer when it's being stupid

 

[boombala]

The computer dialer on the other end of my telephone. Woke me at 8 am and there was no one on the line.

 

[rback33]

Coffee table last night...

 

[hart]

The remotes, we have one for the VCR, one for the TV and one for the satellite dish, whenever Joe puts in a video and then goes to bed I can't get the damn tv back to tv!!!

 

[Dana]

tv, computer, cellphone

 

[MjaneGibson]

my leather ottoman in the bedroom! I always stub my toe on it!

 

[NoDak]

Probably a bit off topic, and it t'weren't me, however I must relay this:
Saturday morning, about 2 AM, my neighbor woke up to a crash outside his house. A drunk gal had come around the corner, wide, and plowed head-on into his pickup which was parked at the curb in front of the house. She backed up and hit it again. He heard her yell; "Get the fuck out of the way!" before she hit it a third time and drove off. She was located a few blocks away at a party and, upon being called out of the house by police, fell flat on her back on the lawn.

 

[rback33]

LMAO OMG that's awesome!

 

[Minderella]

Probably a bit off topic, and it t'weren't me, however I must relay this:
Saturday morning, about 2 AM, my neighbor woke up to a crash outside his house. A drunk gal had come around the corner, wide, and plowed head-on into his pickup which was parked at the curb in front of the house. She backed up and hit it again. He heard her yell; "Get the fuck out of the way!" before she hit it a third time and drove off. She was located a few blocks away at a party and, upon being called out of the house by police, fell flat on her back on the lawn.

OMG.

That's hilarious and awful at the same time!

 

[boombala]

Stereo room overstuffed chair that always seems to be in my way no matter where I am in the room.

 

[jassilem]

mega bloks... god help me

 

[boombala]

The garden hose. I dropped it and it fell on the handle and soaked me. :mad

 

[jassilem]

The half wall at the pub last night.. it was in the way and my boob and it were fighting..