Inanimate Objects You Have Yelled At

[jassilem]

I yell at the baby gate.

 

[Ryder]

My computer. Video games. And my crutches, even though I have a tendency of scolding rather then yelling at them,

 

[jassilem]

Traffic.

 

[dancingpotato]

I pretty much yell at anything...

Laptop
TV
TV remote
Chairs
Car
Doors

Anything that can either not work or hurt me. It always gets called "a gay piece of shit"

 

[Weebs]

I yell all the time at inanimate objects. Most recently was the blanket, because it wouldn't let me go.

I also apologize to inanimate objects fairly often as well.

Make no apologies... that blanket knew you had to get up, and still decided to be a little bitch.

 

[HK]

I don't really yell, because I've got hardly any volume on me at all, but I do swear like a sailor :ninja


I dropped a hot cake tin the other day and said 'oh fuck you fucking motherfucker piece of FUCK'.

 

[NoDak]

LMAO! i deal with the jeep.. how about you take out the trash and do the yard work then it a deal. *makes kraft macaroni & cheese*

For as much as I hate yardwork, it better be more than Mac 'n' Cheese!

I think I'm being used! :eek

 

[Weebs]

For as much as I hate yardwork, it better be more than Mac 'n' Cheese!

I think I'm being used! :eek

Getting used by a feisty little redhead, is not a bad way to die. :cool

 

[satinbutterfly]

My computer... quite regularly.

 

[Aeval]

I don't really yell, because I've got hardly any volume on me at all, but I do swear like a sailor :ninja


I dropped a hot cake tin the other day and said 'oh fuck you fucking motherfucker piece of FUCK'.

This is what I do....I usually spew out 'you cock sucking fucking piece of no good fucking whore' or something along those lines, lol.

 

[Jezzebelle]

I often tell inanimate objects that are not making any noise at all to "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" when they annoy me

 

[NoDak]

Getting used by a feisty little redhead, is not a bad way to die. :cool

Not for yardwork! :thumbdown

 

[jassilem]

the stove today was a new one for me.

 

[boombala]

The sofa when I stubbed my toe on it.

 

[Aeval]

The copier/scanner here today...it's not working and I have a ton of requests to process.

 

[dancingpotato]

The desk when I whacked my knee. It hurt. A lot.

 

[Siphorous]

Traffic lights. In my head.

 

[dancingpotato]

I have screamed at a lot of things today. My printer, my textbooks, my laptop, my essay, my mum's laptop... Needless to say, it's not a good day.

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

I lay my work clothes out on the sofa every night. When I got up there was an inanimate object shedding fur all over my freshly-pressed shirt. I swore at it, and it miraculously became animated.

 

[Kat]

Im most prone to yell at my GPS...damn thing repeats directions every 5 seconds sometimes I swear...bad thing is....lol my daughter yells at it to shut up too now lol

add in there my printer when it takes too damn long warming up...plus whatever furniture i rip over/bang into on a daily basis