Toilet seat. It was in the middle of the night and it was quiet and it got stuck to my arse so when I sat up it dropped back down really loudly.
Inanimate Objects You Have Yelled At
- Thread starter KimmyCharmeleon
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In my head, my cereal bowl one time when I caught the kitchen door and it went everywhere. Complete with milk.
door frame which got in the way of my little toe.
The last one was the coffee table upstairs... It took a chunk of skin from my shin..
A giant old rusty conversion van with a "topcats" license plate.
"TOPCATS!!!!!! I HATE YOUUU"
"TOPCATS!!!!!! I HATE YOUUU"
the list is much too long.. lets just assumed ive yelled al everything in my house at least once
My computer on a daily basis.
Same as Fuel. I yell at everything when it annoys me, or fails to work to my satisfaction.
i could do with a change.. you can come yell at my stuff and ill shout at yours
I scream at the TV a LOT.... especially during football and basketball games... the bizhub across the hall from my office gets it a lot too.. that piece of shit jams ALL the time on me...
I just yelled at my desk for hitting my knee... stupid fucking desk 
I tend to yell at the TV during football season especially when my team isn't playing well.....
i could do with a change.. you can come yell at my stuff and ill shout at yours
And, you can cook me dinner afterward!
how did this turn into me being your maid??And, you can cook me dinner afterward!
My laptop. :mad It gets yelled at a lot because it keeps randomly shutting off when I'm in the middle of stuff. It gives me rage. 
I've yelled at many couch corners, wall corners, chair legs, etc...basically anything and everything I hit my toes on.
I have even thrown stuff at them, if at the time I was carrying stuff.
Then I hop around all over the place while continuing to yell at said items.
I have even thrown stuff at them, if at the time I was carrying stuff.
Then I hop around all over the place while continuing to yell at said items.
Lawnmower, cell phone (even tho its the signal and not the phone), computer
how did this turn into me being your maid??
Well, if we're swapping stuff to yell at, might as well take advantage of the situation to sample your kwizeen! Besides, I'd check your oil and tires while you were cooking. Fair enough? :tooth
LMAO! i deal with the jeep.. how about you take out the trash and do the yard work then it a deal. *makes kraft macaroni & cheese*
I yell all the time at inanimate objects. Most recently was the blanket, because it wouldn't let me go.
I also apologize to inanimate objects fairly often as well.
I also apologize to inanimate objects fairly often as well.