in light of the rapture

[itsmeJonB]

so tomorrow, instead of saying the rapture did not happen, we should all say that it DID happen.

we should insist we are now living in a post-rapture world now.

anyone who is left is clearly one of the wicked, and not one of god's chosen.

find out how many missing person reports are filed and use that as evidence that the rapture did occur.

tell the born agains in your area you are sorry that they were too wicked to be called to heaven with the chosen.

 

[porterjack]

i like the spin

i will worship you

 

[Panacea]

I'm mostly going to be pissed if I accidentally get mixed up with the good people and get sent up.

 

[Darrell]

I am going to go push an old lady today, that should guarantee I stay with you guys down here.

 

[KLD1019]

Im throwin a party SUNDAY. You're all invited!

 

[purpledove]

I am going to go push an old lady today, that should guarantee I stay with you guys down here.

Nice point :thumbup


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[Panacea]

Lol cute

 

[Darrell]

Lol cute

Ahh the Art of Trolling.

 

[retro]

One of my issues (other than the obvious) with these people is that a pre-tribulation rapture isn't discussed anywhere in the Bible.

 

[brieze]

I'm game with your plan :nod:

 

[cam elle toe]

Well, nearly 9a.m. on the 21st here and it looks like I was left behind.....

I wonder what time God runs on.

 

[retro]

Well, nearly 9a.m. on the 21st here and it looks like I was left behind.....

I wonder what time God runs on.

Nah, he claims that it'll start at 6pm in New Zealand with a giant earthquake that will then follow the path of the sun around the world, destroying one part of it at a time.

 

[RedRyder]

I'm gonna head out early tomorrow morning to go shopping. I've got to get a new outfit... just in case.

 

[brieze]

Well, if it happens, we won't have anyone saying "told you so" with a snotty attitude and a disapproving stare.

 

[Darrell]

Well, if it happens, we won't have anyone saying "told you so" with a snotty attitude and a disapproving stare.

:homo:

True enough.

 

[brieze]

Maybe a rapture wouldn't be such a bad thing after all, ya know, minus the whole apocalypse thing.

 

[cam elle toe]

Nah, he claims that it'll start at 6pm in New Zealand with a giant earthquake that will then follow the path of the sun around the world, destroying one part of it at a time.

Phew....I wondered why I hadnt gone....I KNOW Im worthy.:cool

 

[JoeCool10]

I did my hair and nails today. I wanna look good for the after-rapture parties and looting.

 

[JoeCool10]

Whats first on your looting list?

Mama needs a new pair of shoes!

 

[Mystic]

has any of us popped off yet? or did we all go and nothing has changed... LOL

I have a party at lunch time...lol