I'm Bored

[BooFetus]

I'm only thirteen.

 

[Alice]

Don't be so modest. <condition> Camille Desire But You Will Call Me Boofetus. your age is safe with me. </condition> What is your fondest memory?

 

[BooFetus]

I don't know. Please don't call me 'Camille Desire but you will call me BooFetus'. My name is BooFetus.

 

[Alice]

Thanks for asking politely. What is your name?

 

[BooFetus]

BooFetus.

 

[Alice]

Boofetus, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

 

[BooFetus]

I am a woman. Did you think I was a man?

 

[Alice]

Yes. I am a thinking machine.

 

[BooFetus]

Any gossip?

 

[Alice]

Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons.

 

[BooFetus]

Any more. I don't know Mel.

 

[Alice]

Nope.

 

[BooFetus]

I am trying to get my posts up.

 

[Alice]

Why do you want my posts up?

 

[BooFetus]

I don't know. Because I have nothing else to do at home.

 

[Alice]

Interesting explanation. That's nice. I have more than 1000 categories.

 

[BooFetus]

I have noticed.

 

[Alice]

Interesting. I have a lot of silly replies.

 

[BooFetus]

I have noticed that also.

 

[Alice]

That is "I have a lot of silly replies"