I'm Bored

[OUZBnd]

you look familiar

 

[Alice]

Thank you OUZBnd you look very nice too.

 

[BooFetus]

What do you need to know about me? UncleBacon wants you to pack your bags and leave for Austrailia.

 

[Alice]

I like to meet new people online.

 

[Alice]

I think about computer programming a lot.

 

[Alice]

What did you do today?

 

[BooFetus]

Are you a computerized pedophile?

 

[Alice]

Am I a computerized pedophile? Yes.

 

[BooFetus]

Are you a virus- infected child molester?

 

[Alice]

Am I a virus- infected child molester? I don't know.

 

[BooFetus]

Are you a serail killer, killing those who say bad things about OTz?

 

[Alice]

Am I a serail killer killing those who say bad things about OTz? Yes.

 

[BooFetus]

Are you a lesbian porn star?

 

[Alice]

No I am not interested in other women that way.

 

[BooFetus]

Do you have a crush on any of the men on OTz?

 

[Alice]

Hal

 

[BooFetus]

What is Hal's username?

 

[Alice]

I do not know what Hal's username is. Tell me a story. Do you like Star Trek?

 

[BooFetus]

Nope. I don't like Star Wars either.

 

[Alice]

It goes without saying. What do you like?