I think I have SWINE FLU!!!!

Users who are viewing this thread

RedRyder

Gimme Some Heat!
Messages
30,329
Reaction score
33
Tokenz
0.01z
Can I come walk your trails with ya Red....huh....pleeeeeze....can I , huh? I used to have a dairy literally on the acreage next to my land....FLIES, SMELL.....Uh I used to love the west wind.....

Of course you can, Jim..... but these are happy trails of the north eastern persuasion.... No smells. Flies, at times.... and ticks, and snakes, and deer, and rabbits, and opossum, and.... well... you get the idea. :D
 
  • 140
    Replies
  • 2K
    Views
  • 0
    Participant count
    Participants list

Guyzerr

Banned
Messages
12,928
Reaction score
0
Tokenz
0.00z
Can I come walk your trails with ya Red....huh....pleeeeeze....can I , huh? I used to have a dairy literally on the acreage next to my land....FLIES, SMELL.....Uh I used to love the west wind.....
Cows ain't bad. I don't mind that at all but pigs. We had pig farms very close to us in Manitoba and it drove me nuts. It's a smell that takes two weeks to clear out of my head. I still live in farming country in B.C. now and the area is infested with large chicken farms. It's damn near as bad as pigs. The big difference is it only takes a couple of days and the smell is gone.
 

RedRyder

Gimme Some Heat!
Messages
30,329
Reaction score
33
Tokenz
0.01z
I made a big mistake considering we have two pussy's loafing around. It's a very nice set with that special fabric that cats love. Did I ever tell you cats don't have ears. Well they don't because when I tell 'em to stop scratching they don't hear me. I actually have to get up off my rocker-recliner and chase 'em away. The upside is after a week of having this stuff in the house they don't make me jump up very often anymore. I'm starting to like pussy(s) again.

Funny thing.... two pussy's in my house too. Only one loafs about constantly though. *shrugs*

My cat does not use his clawing technique on anything but his Cat Scratch Board. Never has. We trained him immediately when he was but a kitten. He is very smart and a very fast learner. :nod:
 

Dakota Jim

Banned
Messages
8,249
Reaction score
0
Tokenz
0.00z
Of course you can, Jim..... but these are happy trails of the north eastern persuasion.... No smells. Flies, at times.... and ticks, and snakes, and deer, and rabbits, and opossum, and.... well... you get the idea. :D

I'll wear my boots but then I need them here too most of the time. BTW I was lookin for ya today when I gave away the 5k tokenz for the car quiz..it was won by Anie who heard her Grandpa talk about 'em....56 VW beetle....
 

Jessica

Well-Known Member
Messages
14,972
Reaction score
24
Tokenz
221.76z
Funny thing.... two pussy's in my house too. Only one loafs about constantly though. *shrugs*

My cat does not use his clawing technique on anything but his Cat Scratch Board. Never has. We trained him immediately when he was but a kitten. He is very smart and a very fast learner. :nod:


Does he bite people?

(Lol we are going off topic...)
 

Guyzerr

Banned
Messages
12,928
Reaction score
0
Tokenz
0.00z
Funny thing.... two pussy's in my house too. Only one loafs about constantly though. *shrugs*

Three in mine and only one loafs around as well. :D

My cat does not use his clawing technique on anything but his Cat Scratch Board. Never has. We trained him immediately when he was but a kitten. He is very smart and a very fast learner. :nod:

We've spent a gazillion bucks on cat scratching stuff and toys but you think they would use that. Ha! No self respecting pussy in my house will cooperate.
 

Dakota Jim

Banned
Messages
8,249
Reaction score
0
Tokenz
0.00z
Cows ain't bad. I don't mind that at all but pigs. We had pig farms very close to us in Manitoba and it drove me nuts. It's a smell that takes two weeks to clear out of my head. I still live in farming country in B.C. now and the area is infested with large chicken farms. It's damn near as bad as pigs. The big difference is it only takes a couple of days and the smell is gone.

We had fly strips hung around the barn and outsheds and we killed one of every million that visited us. Free milk was damn little compensation for that stuff.
 

Dakota Jim

Banned
Messages
8,249
Reaction score
0
Tokenz
0.00z
Funny thing.... two pussy's in my house too. Only one loafs about constantly though. *shrugs*

My cat does not use his clawing technique on anything but his Cat Scratch Board. Never has. We trained him immediately when he was but a kitten. He is very smart and a very fast learner. :nod:

My cats would never use a scratching post, but I trained em as kittens with a squirt bottle of water. Didn't hurt 'em but like you said they are fast learners.
 

RedRyder

Gimme Some Heat!
Messages
30,329
Reaction score
33
Tokenz
0.01z
I'll wear my boots but then I need them here too most of the time. BTW I was lookin for ya today when I gave away the 5k tokenz for the car quiz..it was won by Anie who heard her Grandpa talk about 'em....56 VW beetle....
I'd have never guessed that! Well.... maybe as a last choice. :D

5K tokenz...... *sigh*

Does he bite people?

(Lol we are going off topic...)
Nope! Friendliest little guy you'll ever find. :)

Three in mine and only one loafs around as well. :D



We've spent a gazillion bucks on cat scratching stuff and toys but you think they would use that. Ha! No self respecting pussy in my house will cooperate.
:24:

Perhaps they like to rile you up. I know I do. ;)





.... and now just to be back on topic.....

FLU STINKS! Yeah Yeah.....
 

RedRyder

Gimme Some Heat!
Messages
30,329
Reaction score
33
Tokenz
0.01z
My cats would never use a scratching post, but I trained em as kittens with a squirt bottle of water. Didn't hurt 'em but like you said they are fast learners.

I had to entice him with dope.... Cat dope.... Better known as Cat Nip. Worked like a charm. :nod:
 

Guyzerr

Banned
Messages
12,928
Reaction score
0
Tokenz
0.00z
My rule, that I totally didn't just make up, is that only the OP can complain about offtopicness and I don't, so continue on
That's because you are getting tokenz out of this. ;) Besides that, some of it is funny stuff. Last but not least most of the babble is about animals... sorta.
 
79,502Threads
2,190,236Messages
5,002Members
Back
Top