I think I have SWINE FLU!!!!

Can I come walk your trails with ya Red....huh....pleeeeeze....can I , huh? I used to have a dairy literally on the acreage next to my land....FLIES, SMELL.....Uh I used to love the west wind.....

Of course you can, Jim..... but these are happy trails of the north eastern persuasion.... No smells. Flies, at times.... and ticks, and snakes, and deer, and rabbits, and opossum, and.... well... you get the idea. :D
 
Can I come walk your trails with ya Red....huh....pleeeeeze....can I , huh? I used to have a dairy literally on the acreage next to my land....FLIES, SMELL.....Uh I used to love the west wind.....
Cows ain't bad. I don't mind that at all but pigs. We had pig farms very close to us in Manitoba and it drove me nuts. It's a smell that takes two weeks to clear out of my head. I still live in farming country in B.C. now and the area is infested with large chicken farms. It's damn near as bad as pigs. The big difference is it only takes a couple of days and the smell is gone.
 
I made a big mistake considering we have two pussy's loafing around. It's a very nice set with that special fabric that cats love. Did I ever tell you cats don't have ears. Well they don't because when I tell 'em to stop scratching they don't hear me. I actually have to get up off my rocker-recliner and chase 'em away. The upside is after a week of having this stuff in the house they don't make me jump up very often anymore. I'm starting to like pussy(s) again.

Funny thing.... two pussy's in my house too. Only one loafs about constantly though. *shrugs*

My cat does not use his clawing technique on anything but his Cat Scratch Board. Never has. We trained him immediately when he was but a kitten. He is very smart and a very fast learner. :nod:
 
Of course you can, Jim..... but these are happy trails of the north eastern persuasion.... No smells. Flies, at times.... and ticks, and snakes, and deer, and rabbits, and opossum, and.... well... you get the idea. :D

I'll wear my boots but then I need them here too most of the time. BTW I was lookin for ya today when I gave away the 5k tokenz for the car quiz..it was won by Anie who heard her Grandpa talk about 'em....56 VW beetle....
 
Funny thing.... two pussy's in my house too. Only one loafs about constantly though. *shrugs*

Three in mine and only one loafs around as well. :D

My cat does not use his clawing technique on anything but his Cat Scratch Board. Never has. We trained him immediately when he was but a kitten. He is very smart and a very fast learner. :nod:

We've spent a gazillion bucks on cat scratching stuff and toys but you think they would use that. Ha! No self respecting pussy in my house will cooperate.
 
Cows ain't bad. I don't mind that at all but pigs. We had pig farms very close to us in Manitoba and it drove me nuts. It's a smell that takes two weeks to clear out of my head. I still live in farming country in B.C. now and the area is infested with large chicken farms. It's damn near as bad as pigs. The big difference is it only takes a couple of days and the smell is gone.

We had fly strips hung around the barn and outsheds and we killed one of every million that visited us. Free milk was damn little compensation for that stuff.
 
Funny thing.... two pussy's in my house too. Only one loafs about constantly though. *shrugs*

My cat does not use his clawing technique on anything but his Cat Scratch Board. Never has. We trained him immediately when he was but a kitten. He is very smart and a very fast learner. :nod:

My cats would never use a scratching post, but I trained em as kittens with a squirt bottle of water. Didn't hurt 'em but like you said they are fast learners.
 
I'll wear my boots but then I need them here too most of the time. BTW I was lookin for ya today when I gave away the 5k tokenz for the car quiz..it was won by Anie who heard her Grandpa talk about 'em....56 VW beetle....
I'd have never guessed that! Well.... maybe as a last choice. :D

5K tokenz...... *sigh*

Does he bite people?

(Lol we are going off topic...)
Nope! Friendliest little guy you'll ever find. :)

Three in mine and only one loafs around as well. :D



We've spent a gazillion bucks on cat scratching stuff and toys but you think they would use that. Ha! No self respecting pussy in my house will cooperate.
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Perhaps they like to rile you up. I know I do. ;)





.... and now just to be back on topic.....

FLU STINKS! Yeah Yeah.....
 
My cats would never use a scratching post, but I trained em as kittens with a squirt bottle of water. Didn't hurt 'em but like you said they are fast learners.

I had to entice him with dope.... Cat dope.... Better known as Cat Nip. Worked like a charm. :nod:
 
My rule, that I totally didn't just make up, is that only the OP can complain about offtopicness and I don't, so continue on
That's because you are getting tokenz out of this. ;) Besides that, some of it is funny stuff. Last but not least most of the babble is about animals... sorta.
 
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