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Time for a fucking bump.

I had my sights on a new macro lens thanks to Skyblue and decided today was the right fucking time to go get it. Even though it's hotter than a fucking firecracker here I whip down to my local store cuz they have the fucker on sale. Lotza $$ off ... follow me so far camera guy? :D I arrive in the store and talk to my usual fucking salesman and he has the nerve to tell me they are all gone. All fucking gone! How the hell can that be? He tried to sell me a different mofo for about $250.00 more. It's a damn fine lens but $250.00 buys a lot of beer down at Jimbo's place so I punted that idea and went home with my bottom lip draggin' on the ground.

When I arrived home I decided to check on my salesguys story. I called all their stores and none have one. Fucker wasn't bs'n me.

The good news is I found a company that has one at a location I'm not willing to drive too. I told Richard, my might be new camera sales guy, that I will buy it providing he can get it transfered to HIS fucking location tomorrow cuz I want it not now but right fucking now. If not I go hunting somewhere else. Little does he know I'll wait for him to get it cuz they have it on sale as well and nobody else does. :24:

It's a fucking great day to be alive............. :clap
 
i'm glad i fucking looked for this thread to read your post Guy. I fucking had that experience yesterday...only with a fucking laundry machine...lol.... so now its ordered and i have to wait fucking 4-6 weeks before i get my new washer drier set with the steam option...know what that means right? i have to fucking iron for another 4-6 weeks.

anyway... i'm finally starting to feel fucking tired! yay me.... 4:30am and FINALLY some fucking heavy eyeballs.
 
Ironing is good for the fucking relaxation if can provide. When I iron, my mind wanders..... and I've never scorched a fucking thing! Washing dishes by hand does the same fucking thing.....
 
Guyzerr said:
I got a fucking fix for that. Nothing comes into this house that needs ironing... not one fucking thing.
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fucking good idea!...but all pretty womanly things usually need an iron:(:D

RedRyder said:
Ironing is good for the fucking relaxation if can provide. When I iron, my mind wanders..... and I've never scorched a fucking thing! Washing dishes by hand does the same fucking thing.....
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ironing does that for me too Red, but lately with the decreased time i have I'd just like one less thing to do when I get ready or get my son ready...or for that matter the husband, as he can't iron his shirts properly for some reason...i think he does but messes it up just so i will fucking do it for him:24:

Thornless said:
Fucking babies trying to tear off my fucking nipple.
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:ninja
 
Mystic said:
what are they doing Roxi, these asshat fucking type men?
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Well today i was feeling VERY girly i have no clue why i just did..

Usually i go into work with a suit on or a nice pair or pants and top or summin and my hair up in some way... Well i didnt sleep last night so at 5am i decided to do something with my hair i curled it and made it all pretty and to top it off i wore a skirt and white shirt today...!!!

SO when i come in the morning they were all given me crap bits here and there nothing i cant handle.. Well my Boss's lil butt leach was just in the break room as i walked past i heard someone make a comment about how nice i looked today and he freaking turned around and was like "don't waste your time on her shes a Carpet munching dyke" To which they all kind of laughed and i walked in and just blew up on him..........

Now my whole office is talking about what he has said, and the bad thing is i don't talk much in RL so NO one in my office really knows anything about me so now they all think its true... So now we have to have a Harasment seminar tomorrow morning over this... or and guess who usually does them .. ME!!! i am so fucking fucked the fuck off! ugh!
 
omg yeah they are totally fucking idiots...wow...what a terrible thing for them to do and say shit like that. I hope the seminar goes well... I'd single the one who used the word dyke, out to make sure he gets the point that his actions were wrong.... pity he can't be fired for being a shithead....or can he?
 
Mystic said:
far too much since I joined this site...you are all a bad influence on me...allowing a naive innocent:unsure: thing like me to learn how to say fuck to every fucking thing....for fucks sakes!:D

...It has got so bad I am now saying it LIVE, point blank, out loud while I talk to people like my Dad.:eek

I did! I said fuck in front of me dad today and just about died! I was like, OMG sorry dad, I"ve been using that word far too often in me head when I'm on the net and now its coming out when I talk live. He laughed and said, "Fuckin' A" :eek:24:

Anyway... so I need to stop it...all this fuckin around is fuckin me up.:crazy:





....wonder if I said fuck to many times in this thread to get in trouble....I mean fucks the nastiest word out there...right? well... next to someone saying cunt.:eek OMG I said cunt...in my head...oh lord...NO!:D
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Coming from you, it's the sexiest thing you could say.

Getting mad around your hubby must give him wood.:D
 
Mystic said:
omg yeah they are totally fucking idiots...wow...what a terrible thing for them to do and say shit like that. I hope the seminar goes well... I'd single the one who used the word dyke, out to make sure he gets the point that his actions were wrong.... pity he can't be fired for being a shithead....or can he?
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The other guys are not being rude about it they are just talkin about it.. i am tempted to go into the middle of the floor stand on a chair and yell " i am not a Lesbian"

Oh i have a meeting with my boss's in abit i am going to see what he is going to do about it!
 
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