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you know there are some really fucking ugly people out there.... and they are there to be laughed at....or at least i laugh. i know, its fucking mean, but come on, sometimes all ya can do is say " what the FUCK was that?!" and then laugh.

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Pheee-yew, can relax now, all registrations are done, just gotta check back every now and then to see if any good ones opened up by some fuckin' chance :D
 

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Off to the fucking cemetary to find out if they know where they buried my grandmother in 1948. Goodfuckingluck to me.
 

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My fucking sock keeps slipping to the side so the fucking heal is on the top of my foot and the fucking seam is in an awkward possition that bothers my fucking toes.
 

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My fucking sock keeps slipping to the side so the fucking heal is on the top of my foot and the fucking seam is in an awkward possition that bothers my fucking toes.

How does that even fucking happen? What are you doing with your fucking feet?
 

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I want to fucking leave work alfuckingready. I've had absolutely nothing to do for the last 5 hours... and I've only fucking been here for 7.

Thank God I fucking have some fucking projects to start on next fucking week.
 

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Remind me to never work for a fucking asshat lawyer again

We worked for one back in late november and he claimed we wrecked something. Not only did he want us to replace the additional item but also the item that had to be fucking replaced to begin with

Started with a fucking demand for almost $6k

Then it escalated up to claiming $7k

I fucking had the choice of paying who knows how much in legal fees to defend a lawsuit with no assurances so idiot judge would rule with us.

So I hire a lawyer which is probably the 3rd time we have done that in 100 years of business. We plead our side and this asshole lawyer we worked for still wanted it all but would settle for $5k. No fucking way I say and my lawyer agreed. I said we would go to $3k and the other asshat says this morning no deal and we will meet in court.

I say fine. Now I fret all morning expected to have a lawsuit wanting over $10k which if I lost would mean I would fucking probably have at least $15k after legal fees are added.

Yeah for me eh??????????? :(

Now I get a call back from my lawyer stating the asshat other fucktard will settle for $3,500

So fucking settle I will

This will all cost me out of my own fucking pocket at least $4k when I add the legal bill. Company is broke so it does not have the cash and won't for probably at least 3 months as bad as business is.

Fuck me I need to find some rich bitch in the southwest and fucking retire in the sun.

That is all

Carry on
 

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I am not getting any fucking updates to work here

I log on and no new replies etc

Only way I know anything has happened is by going to I-Spy
 

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I am not getting any fucking updates to work here

I log on and no new replies etc

Only way I know anything has happened is by going to I-Spy

I have no fucking clue as to why that is happening! Hopefully, when you log in again..... things will be fucking okay.
 

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" fuck" the clerk said after they realized their mistake and was promptly stared at by those in line, and in particular was his boss who was standing behind me in line...
 

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Just found out that I can input text on my new phone via fucking voice

Holy shit is that fucking sweet

I have a couple people that like to text which I hate.

I wonder if I can say fuck on a text this way :D
 
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