I get up early every fucking day....walk the fucking dogs......get high on fucking coffee....read the fucking news.....fuck off to work on some of them days.......get the fucking job done asap and fuck off home.
fuck knows why.
my fucking phone works!!!!
I dropped my friends nail clippers down the fucking toilet by mistake last night and she fucking repays me by throwing a fucking deodorant cant at my fucking head...
I hope she fucking hit the mark:24::24::24:
she fucking did as well. Right off my fucking forehead
Put her through the fucking window!!!
Luckily it didnt leave a fucking mark :24: But I dont want put in jail for assault so I wont put her through the fucking window!!!!
HAHAHA she fucking retrieved them, it's her fucking toilet :24:
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