I know I'm a killjoy, but hear me out.

[Tim]

I may be little....but I'll whoop an ass!

 

[Maulds]

She's gonna layeth the smacketh down on candy asses

 

[Darkstar]

Grr...sucks being mad at someone when they're throwin kitty pictures at you.

 

[Tim]

She's gonna layeth the smacketh down on candy asses

Mmmmmm Candy ass...

 

[Darkstar]

Tim has too much fun with google.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Mmmmmm Candy ass...

Wrong kind of chocolate there, Tim.

 

[Tim]

Tim has too much fun with google.

Tell me that you wouln't want some of that candy?


and by the way, I will NEVER search for pictures labeled "candy ass" again. The images are burned into my brain... I guess I wasn't thinking.... :yuk

 

[alleycat]

I was raped on valentines day. Its just a yearly anniversary reminder. I will join your crew Dodge.

 

[lemon]

i just never gave a damn.

just another day, like christmas, thanksgiving, 4th of july, my birthday.

seriously, why waste 24 hours of celebrating, when you could use it for resting? i mean, sheesh....

 

[GuesSAngel]

I think Valentines day is a more exciting day for me now that i'm in a relationship. When I was single, I hated it b/c it just pointed out that I was alone.

 

[Sin]

actually V-day is only for the people who have gf or bf

 

[Peter Parka]

I'm with Dodge Sniper. I was going to get some flowers for the missus, not because of Valentines day but just for the hell of it. They were marked up to three times their normal price just because of this "special" day. It's a pile of commercial shit and if you need a certain day to show your partner you love them, there is something wrong! Oh, and for the record, I think Christmas is a pile of commercial shit, too!

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

actually V-day is only for the people who have gf or bf

:gives: Again, it's a bullshit day that passes as a holiday. Anything can pass as a fucking holiday these days. Look at Easter. What the hell? Jesus is reborn, we celebrate by hiding colored eggs. How did that day come to be?

Did you hear man, Jesus comes back today!

OH SHIT, HIDE THE EGGS MAN! PAINT THEM TOO!!! HE WON'T THINK OF LOOKING FOR A RAINBOW EGG IN A TREE!!!

Or 4th of July. We celebrate being free by blowing up stuff? Sure, I'm all for blowing stuff up, but what does a bomb have to do with being free?

Christmas. We celebrate the death of Jesus, our savior's son, by dragging a tree indoors, and lighting it up. Then hiding shit under it, and then leave food to make an already obese man even fatter, and allow him to sneak in our house. BULLSHIT!

Holidays suck, period. Halloween is one of the only logical holidays. For one day, you get to hide your ugliness, get free candy, dress up at any age, and show you're a rebel. How do you show you're a rebel? Any other day of the year the parents tell kids not to eat candy from strangers. This day, we encourage it. Awesome.

Seriously, I could murder a dog, rape a priest, blow up a convenience store, and eat 600 live turkeys, and I'd get some awesome holiday where people give away stuff and commercialize it. Dont' believe me? Try it. You'll get your own holiday real fast

I'm starting an official club here. The V-Day Haters.

 

[SilentEyz]

:rofl2: :rofl2:



Love your rant Matt, I needed the laugh..

Your right about it all, but just the way you put it.. So perfectly describes it.. and its funny as hell at the same time

 

[Trance97]

Holidays are points in the year to help us get by our boring lives. Celebrating them gives us something to look forward to and be happy about.

 

[GuesSAngel]

if people don't like the holidays...then maybe they shouldn't celebrate it and let other ppl have a good time instead of bitching.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

:gives: Again, it's a bullshit day that passes as a holiday. Anything can pass as a fucking holiday these days. Look at Easter. What the hell? Jesus is reborn, we celebrate by hiding colored eggs. How did that day come to be?

Did you hear man, Jesus comes back today!

OH SHIT, HIDE THE EGGS MAN! PAINT THEM TOO!!! HE WON'T THINK OF LOOKING FOR A RAINBOW EGG IN A TREE!!!

Or 4th of July. We celebrate being free by blowing up stuff? Sure, I'm all for blowing stuff up, but what does a bomb have to do with being free?

Christmas. We celebrate the death of Jesus, our savior's son, by dragging a tree indoors, and lighting it up. Then hiding shit under it, and then leave food to make an already obese man even fatter, and allow him to sneak in our house. BULLSHIT!

Holidays suck, period. Halloween is one of the only logical holidays. For one day, you get to hide your ugliness, get free candy, dress up at any age, and show you're a rebel. How do you show you're a rebel? Any other day of the year the parents tell kids not to eat candy from strangers. This day, we encourage it. Awesome.

Seriously, I could murder a dog, rape a priest, blow up a convenience store, and eat 600 live turkeys, and I'd get some awesome holiday where people give away stuff and commercialize it. Dont' believe me? Try it. You'll get your own holiday real fast

I'm starting an official club here. The V-Day Haters.

I agree with Valentines Day on this... BUT...

Easter is the celebration of Jesus' second coming. I don't believe in it because it's a miracle I can't see actually happening.

Fourth of July - That's the day your country gained independance from a tyranny. Fireworks were around back then.

Christmas - the death of Christ? Uh... Jesus was born on December 25th. It's not the day he was crucified, it was the day he was born.

What's next, you don't want us to celebrate a new year?

Do you celebrate your birthdays? That's a pretty useless event in all of our lives, You won't get a happy birthday from me when it comes around.

I don't get it. The only worthless holiday is the one you agree with? Halloween... it's not even a holiday that I get off work for.

 

[Peter Parka]

Well this is the way I see it

Easter - Supposedly when Jesus died. So what the fuck has bunnies and chocolate eggs got to do with it?

Fourth of July - Don't give a shit, I'm English

Christmas - The death of Jesus. No. It was in fact the worship of the sun day by pagans and was nicked my Christians to try and convert the pagans. Again, what the fuck has a fat man with a beard, a tree in the house and maxing out your credit card on shit noone wants got to do with it?

New Year - I have Scottish roots so hogmany is a bigger deal for me

Birthdays - Why not? I'm not a complete killjoy and it worth celebrating making it through another year of my life

Halloween - An excuse for yobs to go around vandalising peoples property, why the fuck hasn't this been banned already?:mad

So thats my opinion. Everyone is entitled to theirs and I respect that. Thats why I have a problem when people view me as some kind of freak because I dont do all the silly Christmas traditions or I wont give money to kids coming round my house dressed in Scream masks because the're probably going to throw eggs up my windows anyway!

 

[Sneakiecat]

Easter and Christmas have pagan roots and still use pagan symbols, which are very thinly veiled as Christian symbols. Jesus (if you believe he was a real man) was born in spring but to tie it to the pagan holiday was much easier to get people to floow than creating a new day. Same with Easter.

And Peter, I don't know what it's like where you live but everywhere I've lived, I've never seen anyone doing any harm to someone else's property on Halloween. Those sorts of things seemed to happen around high school graduation.

 

[Peter Parka]

Well I guess from what I've seen in America its alot different. Round here you get yobs roaming the streets, egging and damaging peoples property and throwing fireworks around sometimes sticking them through peoples letterboxes!