sunbathing in the nude in her front yard a driver passing by was so awestruck by her he got distracted and ran her over.. so sad.
How is the poster before you going to die?
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ate toxic waste
slipped in puddle on kitchen floor,
(but died instantly and painlessly)
(but died instantly and painlessly)
Felt a fart coming and squeezed so hard but ended up exploding.
girlfriend found out he has cheated nd slaughted him .. so tragic
Die, by doing what his name sake means really
was reading a dirty magazine while putting air in the tires of his car.. forgetting to let up the tire exploded and decapitated him.. such a way to go..
Die by car flipping up in the air, tumbling down a mountain side
Being pushed out of a helicopter, while in mid-air
Saw me and died lol.
I would never die of seeing you
Died in my arms
Died in my arms
Reading a magazine when the centrefold girl pops out and strangles him.
laugh to death
Die trolling too much, gah
Dies from the annoying troll on this site being too sexist.
Raped to death by Keanu Reeves
no oxygen
is not gonna die. She's too perfect to die ^_^
awwww!
hmm...will not die either. will die of old age, peacefully
hmm...will not die either. will die of old age, peacefully