How is the poster before you going to die?

[SouthOfHeaven]

sunbathing in the nude in her front yard a driver passing by was so awestruck by her he got distracted and ran her over.. so sad.

 

[Jessica]

ate toxic waste

 

[DuhhhBlond]

slipped in puddle on kitchen floor,
(but died instantly and painlessly)

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Felt a fart coming and squeezed so hard but ended up exploding.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

girlfriend found out he has cheated nd slaughted him .. so tragic

 

[Tuffdisc]

Die, by doing what his name sake means really

 

[Haus]

Die, by doing what his name sake means really

hes not gonna die.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

was reading a dirty magazine while putting air in the tires of his car.. forgetting to let up the tire exploded and decapitated him.. such a way to go..

 

[Tuffdisc]

Die by car flipping up in the air, tumbling down a mountain side

 

[Tuffdisc]

Being pushed out of a helicopter, while in mid-air

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Saw me and died lol.

 

[Tuffdisc]

I would never die of seeing you

Died in my arms

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Reading a magazine when the centrefold girl pops out and strangles him.

 

[Jessica]

laugh to death

 

[Tuffdisc]

Die trolling too much, gah

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dies from the annoying troll on this site being too sexist.

 

[rock91]

Raped to death by Keanu Reeves

 

[Jessica]

no oxygen

 

[rock91]

is not gonna die. She's too perfect to die ^_^

 

[Jessica]

awwww!

hmm...will not die either. will die of old age, peacefully