How is the poster before you going to die?

[ConTRo13R]

your so imaginative

old age

 

[Codrus]

dysentery....i shit you not

 

[Jessica]

hit by ten cars

 

[Codrus]

hit by ten cars

the tenth one must be the kicker,....im at 5 now

High velocity bullets at close range
That damage the mind
Shattering the skull shredding the brain
Severing the spine.

 

[Anie]

Flew a kite in a lighting storm wearing a tin man outfit...

 

[Jessica]

die in your lover's arms

(you got stabbed)

 

[ConTRo13R]

dysentery....i shit you not

holy shit haha oh we are terrible at puns lol

Death by anal intrusions

 

[Jessica]

bee stings kill you

 

[Codrus]

masturbating with a jack hammer

 

[Jessica]

hit on the head with a hammer

 

[Codrus]

suffocation from "Tea-Bagging"

 

[Jessica]

ate a poisonous apple

 

[Codrus]

strangled by their own spincter becuase their head is to far up their own ass

 

[Jessica]

an eagle will drop a turtle on your head

 

[ConTRo13R]

an eagle will drop a turtle on your head

You play much computer games? lol

decapitated by a Frisbee

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Partner is going to suffocate you while u sleep because of constant snoring

 

[Danil]

Your eyes got replaced by muffins

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

muffins?
You accidently swallowed a glassful of draino

 

[Tomperi]

Accidentally swallowed a piano.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Piano? Damn I gotta big mouth lol

Freak ballon accident